Are You Really Evil?

[pillowstealer]

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One



To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two



Next, you must destroy the Statue of Liberty. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your secret death ray, bringing about nightmares for every man, woman and child. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

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Originally Posted by lola_phyne

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

[indent]Stage One



To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist.

I can set you up with some lonely scientists if you want - got lots of em here at work.

And why was there only one other person that wanted their credit rating reset, this is very important shit you know.

[ty_guy]

it's amazing how close this really is


Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me

Stage One



To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to leave, baffled by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?

Stage Two



Next, you must steal the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

[LeeBrat]

^^lol, i love it :)

[baby-phat]

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a Superman. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?


Stage Two
Next, you must poison the Pyramids of Giza. This will all be done from a ancient tomb, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must release your great supernatural forces, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with sheer dementedness, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your Amazing Toughness, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.

hehehe :306:

[x0x_manda_x0x]

hey darren I have an extra human skin suit IN JUST YOUR SIZE!

[lola_phyne]

Originally Posted by pbreak

I can set you up with some lonely scientists if you want - got lots of em here at work.

And why was there only one other person that wanted their credit rating reset, this is very important shit you know.

*shudder* I completely forgot that you're one of those guys. Ha Ha NERD!

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Originally Posted by lola_phyne

*shudder* I completely forgot that you're one of those guys. Ha Ha NERD!

yah, whatever - you watch the history channel with me and you like it, whose the nerd now.. well, i guess still me - but you too nerd!

[lola_phyne]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell people about that. No more submarine movies.

[Dr. Doom]

Yes, Doom is really evil.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this sadistic fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize Mt. Rushmore. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must prepare your time machine, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.