The Sampler Project - YOUR HELP NEEDED!

[thebobman]

I'm trying to start a new project to create Something vaguely musical from random audio samples.

WHAT I NEED FROM YOU:
- Samples in mp3, WAV, WMA or OGG form
- ALL SAMPLES MUST BE ROYALTY FREE (This means no copywritten stuff, etc.) - Samples should be under 5s unless they're environment or long chords or synths.
- If you've got some funky spoken word throw it at me

Please links to samples here, or you can PM me for my MSN.

I'll post updates and work in progress in this thread.

[MissBehavior]

I have no samples, but I must say I love your avatar, friend. :)

[Gusto]

flashkit.com used to have some good, royalty free audio back when i was doing that kind of stuff. check it out.

[thebobman]

most of flashkits samples are already preassembled into complete loops.

Either way, that's not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for samples of random shit, just crap you've got recorded somewhere or something that you miked from your MD recorder. I'm NOT LOOKING FOR REGULAR SAMPLES. I already have a pretty large library of what ever samples I need, plus I prefer to cut my own samples for songs, this is just a project with random audio.... thx tho!

[thebobman]

not a sausage?
seriously? nobody?

[Tayfoon]

Ever heard of making your own samples ?

[thebobman]

gawd.
YES I HAVE HEARD OF MAKING MY OWN SAMPLES!
I HAVE LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS! THEY ARE SHINEY
AND SHARP AND PRECIOUS!

What' I'm looking for here is random shit that's floating on peoples computers, not samples & loops per se, but like, audio clips of junk audio. it's a project to make something from nothing... see?

I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ACUTAL SAMPLES! I WANT YOUR JUNK AUDIO!