most of it is instinctive

[crookedking]

but some of you "men" need to learn.

http://www.liquorwits.com/code.html

[~god~]

14. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

BWAAHAHAHA!!

[lildonkey]

29. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

[lildonkey]

63. In an empty room, car, ect., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn’t talking.

[lildonkey]

61. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night.



this rule = the ghey

[hardstylin]

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

haha ya right I new my buddy for like 10 years and still fucked his sister a thousand times :)

[lildonkey]

^ nothing to be proud of...

[Lady Dame]

7.)The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.


ahhh, so thats how it works.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Angel

7.)The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.


ahhh, so thats how it works.

THIS THREAD IS FOR "MEN" AND MEN ONLY!

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

^ nothing to be proud of...

I disagree i broke rule #1 hundreds and hundreds of times :)

[dabbler]

LMFAO

67. If your friend says "Lick my nuts" as a way to put you down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two homosexual references in a row are just plain scary...

[Lady Dame]

Originally Posted by crookedking

THIS THREAD IS FOR "MEN" AND MEN ONLY!

*walks out of thread in absolute disgust*