Jail rape calculator, how long till YOU'RE raped?

[B-Funk]

26 days

[PwInCeSs]

hahaha porn stars are far far from intimate!!!!
altho we do have sum lil romantic gift sets
that i have never seen anyone look at

[veN]

Apparently I'd have 2 days before I'd be Bubba's bitch!

[mapleleaf4ever]

54 Days

[wum]

45 days on the account of my purdy mouth :(

[*K*i*t*t*e*n*]

:( Less than 5 minutes...
Worth a case of cigarettes and a stack of porno mags....

Thats creepy I never wanna go to jail.

[Sniper]

It'd take me 13 days to become Bubba's bitch
and I'm worth 3 cartons of cigarettes and 2 porno mags

[wikid]

Originally Posted by lildonkey

http://www.4paddedwalls.com/tests/jailrape.htm


it would take me 10 days to become bubbas bitch
im worth 4 cartons of smokes and 3 porno mags

LOL me2 =)

[LeeBrat]

Originally Posted by lithe

"you wouldn't last 5 minutes in jail, BITCH. you are worth a case of cigarettes and a stack of porno mags."

:|

same :(

[Sniper]

^sucks to be you nat......I got 13 days of freedom in jail before I should be afraid

[thebobman]

aight, here's how it works

Stats:
Height = (Height in Inches - 60) points
Weight = (100 + (Weight to nearest 10)) / 50) points

NOTE: This number is turned into an integer (no rounding)

Build:
Thin = -5 points
Fat = -5 points
Athletic = 5 points
Diesel = 10 points

Hair:
None = 10 points
Short = 5 points
Shoulder = -5 points
Long = -10 points

Facial Hair:
None = -2 points
Burns = 2 points
Mustache = 3 points
Goatee = 5 points
Beard = 10 points

Tattoos:
Tattoos = (Number of tattoos x 3) points
Type = (Number Gang/Hate Related x 5) points

Others:
Gang Affiliations = 30 points
Murdered Somebody = 50 points
Purty Mouth = Divide Total in Half

Total <= 0
You wouldn't last 5 minutes in Jail, BITCH!
You are worth a case of cigarettes and a stack of porno mags!

0 < Total < 10
It would take you (your total) days to become Bubba's bitch!
You are worth 4 cartons of cigarettes and 3 porno mags!

10 < Total < 20
It would take you (your total) days to become Bubba's bitch!
You are worth 3 cartons of cigarettes and 2 porno mags!

20 < Total < 30
It would take you (your total) days to become Bubba's bitch!
You are worth 2 cartons of cigarettes and a porno mag!

30 < Total < 40
It would take you (your total) days to become Bubba's bitch!
You are worth 1 carton of cigarettes!

40 < Total < 75
It would take you (your total) days to become Bubba's bitch!

Total > 75
You shouldn't have any trouble running the jail yard!
(btw, I didn't like, do the thing a million times, I just decomplied it you can get it HERE)

[Mr.Wrong]

^thebobman ruined christmas

Originally Posted by crookedking

porn doesn't do much for me.

what about teenaged girls eating bananas?? does that do much for ya.
IF SO then check out the section of that jail calculators page titled..get this.."teen girls eating bananas".
coincidence....i think NOT.

[Erin]

Originally Posted by lithe

"you wouldn't last 5 minutes in jail, BITCH. you are worth a case of cigarettes and a stack of porno mags."

:|

Me to. :(

[*SunShyne*]

I'm too pretty for jail.

[kAyB]

wholy olddd ass thread.. link dont work no more..sooo very boooored

[lildonkey]

wtf? why the bump?

[crookedking]

are you ever going to answer me?

[thebobman]

omg, I can't believe I frickin' decompiled the javascript... I'm such a nerd *weeps in shame*