Jan 29, 05
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Duckman
"I got a question.
How come they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make a deoderant that works past lunch?" "Its like a dream..... Not the naked contortionist on the glass table top kind of dream.... but not bad." "I'm starting to get the strangest urges. Not THOSE urges." "Can it and sell it to someone else Bacon Boy. If I were interested in science I wouldn't have spent all that classroom time at the porno arcade." "Duckman. Duckman with a D. In fact PHD. Loveology. Perhaps you'd care to stay after class while I grade on your curves?" "Sorry, I didn't hear you, I was staring at your breasts." "If I wanted a lecture about money I coulda waited till Sunday and stolen from the collection plate again." "Step away from the door, then pull." "First of all I don't think it's appropriate, second I'm not really in the mood." "Actually my biggest fantasy involves you, liver loaf and a pack of starving rotwillers!" 
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Jan 30, 05
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"Don't respect you? ... I brought you the hand towel didn't I?"
"Flaming this, blend & brew that, What ever happened to the manly drinks? The kind that made you go blind, puke till you drop, then wake up three days later married to the daughter of some overly protective father who would pay you to get it annuled." "I finally found a woman I can love and respect. Look her eyes point in the same direction." "Beats the heck outt of some quack charging me through the bill, just to grope a bunch of places I don't even touch.... Hardly ever." "Oh Right! Like I was the only guy to laugh at the joke about the gay midget with the cleft pallet." "Funny is a wiffle ball bat in the gazongas, or a little super glue on a tooth brush.."
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Jan 30, 05
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ahahah i miss watching this show......but i dont watch tv anymore at all...
ya thrust yer pelvis....hooh
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Jan 30, 05
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