Which FNKer do you want to meet?

[Only_Glory]

i have yet to go to the boathouse. i crave for a good meal. i eat icecream for breakfast and lunch. GOD DAMMIT SOMEONES GATTA LEARN HOW TO COOK AROUND HERE

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by impure

it's hard to get to know a person when you cant even fucking read what they type.

we should get you a translator

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by Only_Glory

i have yet to go to the boathouse. i crave for a good meal. i eat icecream for breakfast and lunch. GOD DAMMIT SOMEONES GATTA LEARN HOW TO COOK AROUND HERE

I hear pbunk makes some good chilli
take him out on a date

[dapimpstress]

i like steak...


dude, its phonetic rite? SOUND IT OUT. it werks im serious.

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

we should get you a translator

ya from asshole to plain english that we can tolerate and understand.

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

we should get you a translator

bahahahaha.

[lola_phyne]

Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

I hear pbunk makes some good chilli
take him out on a date

Yeah he'd bunk u up a notch. BAM!

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by lola_phyne

Yeah he'd bunk u up a notch. BAM!

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to lola_phyne again.

[impure]

Originally Posted by Ashes

bahahahaha.

you laugh because it's true.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by Ashes

i like steak...


dude, its phonetic rite? SOUND IT OUT. it werks im serious.

hukt on foniks werked fer me!

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

ya from asshole to plain english that we can tolerate and understand.

BAHAHAHAHAHA. ahh ur sooo effing rad. its awesome.

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by impure

you laugh because it's true.

are u seriously saying ur so inept u can't sound out werds?

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by Only_Glory

i have yet to go to the boathouse. i crave for a good meal. i eat icecream for breakfast and lunch. GOD DAMMIT SOMEONES GATTA LEARN HOW TO COOK AROUND HERE

PORCUPINE MEATBALLS baby WUT

[impure]

Originally Posted by Only_Glory

i have yet to go to the boathouse. i crave for a good meal. i eat icecream for breakfast and lunch. GOD DAMMIT SOMEONES GATTA LEARN HOW TO COOK AROUND HERE

i know how to cook.
but be sure you know what's in the product before you consume it.

[Only_Glory]

ok i will help, i am the human ashes translator

ashes: for shizzle my nizzle impure, i gots mad werd of love to serve the thang bout the house of mcnizzle dizzle, i aint the maddest ashes around

translation: i apologies if my language term frustrates you impure. i would love to meet you and prove to you that we one day can be the best of friends. respectfully yours, ashes.

[impure]

Originally Posted by Ashes

are u seriously saying ur so inept u can't sound out werds?

are you seriously saying you so inept you cant type it out properly?

i was put amongst the top 2 percent provincialy for reading comprehension and writing.
i think i can sound out simplistic words such as yours.

[impure]

Originally Posted by Only_Glory

ok i will help, i am the human ashes translator

ashes: for shizzle my nizzle impure, i gots mad werd of love to serve the thang bout the house of mcnizzle dizzle, i aint the maddest ashes around

translation: i apologies if my language term frustrates you impure. i would love to meet you and prove to you that we one day can be the best of friends. respectfully yours, ashes.

LOL
you are my hero for the day.
bask in the glory.

[NeVeRLooKBacK]

Originally Posted by Only_Glory

ok i will help, i am the human ashes translator

ashes: for shizzle my nizzle impure, i gots mad werd of love to serve the thang bout the house of mcnizzle dizzle, i aint the maddest ashes around

translation: i apologies if my language term frustrates you impure. i would love to meet you and prove to you that we one day can be the best of friends. respectfully yours, ashes.

your hired.. the hours are shitty and the pay sucks
but theres nothing in the world like this job

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by impure

are you seriously saying you so inept you cant type it out properly?

i was put amongst the top 2 percent provincialy for reading comprehension and writing.
i think i can sound out simplistic words such as yours.

*ahem* *ahem*

Originally Posted by impure

it's hard to get to know a person when you cant even fucking read what they type.

so uh... need i say more? or can u elude to the conclusions on ur own?

[impure]

Originally Posted by impure

are you seriously saying you so inept you cant type it out properly?

i was put amongst the top 2 percent provincialy for reading comprehension and writing.
i think i can sound out simplistic words such as yours.

alot of chemicals have coursed through my veins since then.

[impure]

Originally Posted by Ashes

*ahem* *ahem*

so uh... need i say more? or can u elude to the conclusions on ur own?

perhaps i was driving at a point, a concept?? THINK ABOUT IT.

or is that too tough for your simple mind to wrap around?

only glory i'm sure can translate it back into idiot speak for you.

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by Only_Glory

ok i will help, i am the human ashes translator

ashes: for shizzle my nizzle impure, i gots mad werd of love to serve the thang bout the house of mcnizzle dizzle, i aint the maddest ashes around

translation: i apologies if my language term frustrates you impure. i would love to meet you and prove to you that we one day can be the best of friends. respectfully yours, ashes.

well, that was a pretty fuckin good try bro.. haha.. propz... it'd prolly be more like this...

i gots mad love yo, and i aint down wit da frizzustratin-get down impur. ion evn kno wut iz wut cuz i b juz so mad etcited ta see yo face up in hizzle ma nizzle, pho shizzle one o deze day-izzlez mayyyybe we could talk some talk n chilax a lil.

[cinist]

i feel a group hug coming on...

[Only_Glory]

Originally Posted by impure

LOL
you are my hero for the day.
bask in the glory.

i always wanted to be a hero. you know what time it is? TIME FOR AN INTERNET HUG!

[impure]

well, i must leave the simpleton to her devices, i have 2 puggies who want to be walked and a bunch of horses who need to get worked, and now the other thread has inspired me to get some subway.

have fun in your simple world ashes.