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The translator is funny as hell! I made this little story just to see how the translation would turn out. This is awesome!
Original Text:
This one time I went to Dairy Queen to get an ice-cream cake. I asked for one with the really yummy chocolate crunch centre. The guy behind the counter told me he had some 'chocolate crunch' for me in the back room. I was so offended that I threw the ice-cream cake at him. Unfortunately he ducked and the cake hit this hot girl who was making M&M's Blizzards. She was furious and jumped over the counter screaming at me the whole time. She beat me sensless with a tube of icing. For some strange reason she got really turned on by a man covered in icing and she started licking me like a lollipop. God I love Dairy Queen....
Traslated Text:
This one tizzy i wiznent ta dairy queen ta git an ice-cream cake. i asked fo' one wit tha really yummy chocolate crunch centre. tha homey behind tha counta told me he had some chocolate crunch fo' me in tha B-to-tha-izzack room n shit. i was so offended thiznat i threw tha ice-cream cakes at him. unfortunately he ducked n tha cakes hit this hot girl who was perpetratin' m&ms blizzards. she was furious n jumped over tha cracka spendin' at me tha whole time. she beat me sensless witta tube of ic'n cuz this is how we do it. fo' some strange reason she gots really turned on by a dawg covered in icing n she started lick'n me like a lollipop so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. god i love dairy queen....
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Feb 09, 05
