SkyPig with a Sense of Humour

mapleleaf4ever · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

So last night I devised an Alcoholic Beverage of wonderful proportions on the SkyTrain Downtown. Lemon Vodka and Red Bull. It was in a 600ml Coke Bottle with the Label on it. Now me not really in a caring mood as I had finished 1/2 of the Mickey in 25 minutes walked off of the SkyTrain at Stadium Station. Not really hiding the Bottle, just swaggering my merry way to the Exit. This SkyPig walks up to be and takes the bottle from my Hand. At first it's like "Awww shit... there goes my Booze..." NO! He opens it and smells it. The convo went like this:

SkyPig: "What's this?"
Me: "Uhhhhh, Red Bull..."
SkyPig: "Red Bull and what?"
Me: "Red Bull?"
SkyPig: "What's it mixed with?"
Me: "Vodka... but just a little bit..." *makes hand actions indicating only an inch*
SkyPig *sniffs bottle and smiles* "Alright, Have a good one..." *hands the bottle back*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH VICTORY IS MINE! There was actually a good third of a Mickey in there.

NeVeRLooKBacK · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

hahahahahah
VICTORY IS MINE!
you should have yelled that and drunkishly ran away

BAL1STOPHER · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

you still shoulda stabbed him......

mapleleaf4ever · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

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Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

hahahahahah
VICTORY IS MINE!
you should have yelled that and drunkishly ran away

lol I wasn't about to blow a reprieve such as that. By the time I got to The Met I was most happy that I got to keep it.

NeVeRLooKBacK · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

lol I wasn't about to blow a reprieve such as that. By the time I got to The Met I was most happy that I got to keep it.

no underground stops on thee way?

mapleleaf4ever · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

Nope, try Lemon Vodka and Red Bull. SOOOOO GOOOOOD! Like Juice!

Cdn_Brdr · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

You got lucky man.... wow

A buddy of mine was drinking at Brentwood Mall bus loop one time while waiting for me. We were taking off on the skytrain.

This cop drives up and he panics and throws his bottle into the parking lot... where it promptly lands right in front of the police officers foot. The cop just laughed and dumped out the bottle and said "have a good night" and drove away.

What a dumbass.... throw your liquor right TO the police.

NeVeRLooKBacK · #8 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

in that situation you just take your chances and slam the booze

Hot Karl · #9 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

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Originally Posted by NeVeRLooKBacK

in that situation you just take your chances and slam the booze

yea, because cops really like it when you flaunt your criminal activity right in front of them. and also you've never had alcohol before, so it's good to act like it's the last bottle.

NeVeRLooKBacK · #10 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

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Originally Posted by Hot Karl

yea, because cops really like it when you flaunt your criminal activity right in front of them. and also you've never had alcohol before, so it's good to act like it's the last bottle.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
people tend the believe and do what they read on the intenet

mapleleaf4ever · #11 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

Oh yah, and when I got to Sonar I still had just shy of a 1/5th of my Mickey in my Jacket. Obviously impaired, all they did was take it and let me in. LAW ENFORCEMENT I AM IMPERVIOUS TO YOU!!!

NeVeRLooKBacK · #12 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Oh yah, and when I got to Sonar I still had just shy of a 1/5th of my Mickey in my Jacket. Obviously impaired, all they did was take it and let me in. LAW ENFORCEMENT I AM IMPERVIOUS TO YOU!!!

we must drink together in public again soon

BongMan · #13 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

Fuck buddy your lucky we jumped on the skytrains last night with a couple of those fairsavers and being drunk and stoned forgot to validate the bloody things. So we get pulled over by 2 differnt cops I got the old man who was nice and understanding I mean we did pay for tickets just forgot to Validate it was obvious we had just jumped on the trains. Anyways my buddy got a ticket written up really fast and his cop comes over to mine and the old man asks him what did you do and the fuck goes I gave the other guy a ticket but you can do what you feel is write. Motherfucker basicly twisted the old dudes arm into giving me a fucking ticket. The old man really didnt wanna after he wrote it up hes like you can pay it but hey this is how you dispute it. On the way home we saw the same asshat train cop motherfucker thinking he is a real cop sure has some fucking people skills problems.

NeVeRLooKBacK · #14 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

oh yea!
you told me bout that
what a fucking shit head

BongMan · #15 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

we saw the mother fucker on the ride home to. Ohhh buddy did the mouths ever start flapping. A little bit of beer + someone you already dont want to see again and he started at us with OHHHHH you guys again pulls out his mother fucking ticket book and taps it. Set me off like a fucking firecracker.

mapleleaf4ever · #16 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

See? You get mouthy and it gets you nowhere. You gotta be smooooooooooooooove with Law Enforcement like me. Just bend the facts so that it's not outter space and obvious you are lying and you'll do fine.

Dean · #17 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

you cant smell alcohol when you mix it with redbull... ive had cops smell my bottle tons of times and they didn't smell it

BongMan · #18 (**permalink**) Feb 19, 05

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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

See? You get mouthy and it gets you nowhere. You gotta be smooooooooooooooove with Law Enforcement like me. Just bend the facts so that it's not outter space and obvious you are lying and you'll do fine.

See thats just it we were all polite when we got stopped and stuff we were only assholes after the fact the second time we saw him.