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Old Feb 25, 05
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Chris Rock
Is the fuckin' shiznat!

Man I love this guy...he's hot and smart and understands bitches!
He can make a punchline out of anything..

"If a son calls his grandma mom and his mom Pam...He's gonna go to jail!"

"It's beautiful that abortion is legal becuase you KNOW they're sluts!...I pick up hoot bitches at abortion rallies all the time!"

"Fuck this FUCK that FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

HeheHEHEh*

I made the last one up...but it's definately a Chris Rock quote:D
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[quote=Chris Rock]"I don't like vagina I hate vagina....god damn! I came out of a vagina...and when I came out of that vagina I said to myself~ I'm gonna get me some PUSSY!"
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Oh...and the point to the thread is??

Chris Rock is becoming quite the political comedian...along with Dave Chapelle, another hot bastard. I'd like to hear him be able to shut his mouth about anything and everything that's controversial for the whole two hour Academy Awards that he's hosting! Shit's gonna fly:D
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Old Feb 25, 05
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i dont see why u think he's hawt.....
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I could go on and on...

*the fact that he was "Gusto"

*his sweet little baby face

*the way he's a fuckin' millionaire that has the best pampering money can afford

*the fact that he can say his political beliefs without anyone stepping on him..he's the fucking man!

*have you seen that grill?!

PS He's on right now CH 28!!!!!
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"If you're eating at a strip club...YOU ARE FUCKED UP!! Are you really THAT?! HUNGRY?! THat's fuckin' disgusting! Titties and tater tots don't MIX!"

LOL
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my dogs ass is better looking then his face.
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^ unrelated, but your avatar is looking mighty fine
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my dogs ass is better looking then his face.
you spent too much time getting to know your dogs ass...


Chris Rocks face is more youthful than yours and thirty fucking years older than you!!?
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Old Feb 26, 05
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^^ my dog is a great dane.. he's big.. so its jus kinda noticable.
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Old Feb 26, 05
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Chris Rocks face is more youthful than yours and thirty fucking years older than you!!?
Still...his face could hold a three day rainfall...
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you spent too much time getting to know your dogs ass...


Chris Rocks face is more youthful than yours and thirty fucking years older than you!!?

more youthful then mine..??

get ur eyes checked......

u have bad taste..

thanks and goodbye.
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Old Feb 26, 05
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hey dont be hatin on chris rock ya cracker ass crackers
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Old Feb 26, 05
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I could go on and on...

*the fact that he was "Gusto"

lol.... man CB4 is one of my all time favorite movies. and its even better b/c it has Charlie Murphy in it.
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Is the fuckin' shiznat!

Man I love this guy...he's hot and smart and understands bitches!
He can make a punchline out of anything..

"If a son calls his grandma mom and his mom Pam...He's gonna go to jail!"

"It's beautiful that abortion is legal becuase you KNOW they're sluts!...I pick up hoot bitches at abortion rallies all the time!"

"Fuck this FUCK that FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

HeheHEHEh*

I made the last one up...but it's definately a Chris Rock quote:D

Im sorry but Dave Chapell is miles above Chris Rock in the funny category..
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my dogs ass is better looking then his face

more youthful then mine..??

get ur eyes checked......

u have bad taste..

thanks and goodbye.
If you think that your fucking dogs ass is more appealing than a man who makes millions of people laugh at real life shit?! YOU should get your eyes checked!!...what a man looks like has nearly nothing to do with how hot they are?! It's about what comes out of their fucking mouths. And what comes out of your dogs ass is SHIT* Check yourSELF...cuz you're gonna end up marrying an ASSHOLE!;P
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I don't want anymore bad karmas...:( but entertainment has it's price.
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If you think that your fucking dogs ass is more appealing than a man who makes millions of people laugh at real life shit?! YOU should get your eyes checked!!...what a man looks like has nearly nothing to do with how hot they are?! It's about what comes out of their fucking mouths. And what comes out of your dogs ass is SHIT* Check yourSELF...cuz you're gonna end up marrying an ASSHOLE!;P

are you dumb or sumthing...????
thats a serious question.


when you said.. "he's hawt".. facially I WAS TALKING BOUT HOW HE WAS NOT..

i wasnt talking bout how he isnt hawt becuz of his talent...

and then when you come and tell me he's more youthful LOOKING and all that.. of course im gonna say you have bad taste you dumb fucking broad...

you contradict the meaning so there fore it confused me into thinking you were just merely talking bout facial..
fuck.. yes.. he's funny... but facially he's not good looking....
THATS WHAT I MEANT..


how bout u check urself..
maybe you can be more SPECIFIC. gawd.
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Old Feb 26, 05
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holy fuck...every fucking thread ur in has mad drama
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holy fuck...every fucking thread ur in has mad drama

created by people who are far too serious*
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are you dumb or sumthing...????
thats a serious question.


when you said.. "he's hawt".. facially I WAS TALKING BOUT HOW HE WAS NOT..

i wasnt talking bout how he isnt hawt becuz of his talent...

and then when you come and tell me he's more youthful LOOKING and all that.. of course im gonna say you have bad taste you dumb fucking broad...

you contradict the meaning so there fore it confused me into thinking you were just merely talking bout facial..
fuck.. yes.. he's funny... but facially he's not good looking....
THATS WHAT I MEANT..


how bout u check urself..
maybe you can be more SPECIFIC. gawd.
don't take it personally...if you didn't notice there is quite the resemblence between that post and chris rock material...*woooOOOSH!

the punch line....you think your dogs ass is hotter than chris rock, and I should get my eyes checked....if you don't get YOUR eyes checked you're gonna marry an asshole....LOL ;P

ps In my books magnificence and superiority makes a man hot. I don't tend to believe that a guy with a pretty face is hot at all. It's all about what's inside that makes a person youthful. Youthfulness is eternal.
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Old Feb 26, 05
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im not too keen on chris rocks material.. because i dont watch him all too much...
his voice makes me want to scream.
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Old Feb 26, 05
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ms chop, take a deeeeeep breath and calm down. it's a message board.

ps. chris rock > all of you
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Old Feb 26, 05
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^^^ no shit sherlock.

i kind of already know that.. you dumb wigger.
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i kind of already know that.. you dumb wigger.
Served.
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