Will Ferrel Quotes

[TrYpTaMiNe]

haha man i love this guy, he makes almost any movie funny, come on put out the best quotes you know of him haha, i just love how he can keep a straight face after saying the most retarded shit, like

Ron: "1990 the spanish founded san diego, they named it san diego, which is spanish for, a whales vagina"
Girl: "um, i dont think thats it"
Ron: " sorry, i was just trying to impress you, schollars maintain that the translation was lost 100's of years ago, i dont think anyone knows"
girl: "i think its saint diego"
ron: "no, thats definately not it"
girl: " ya i think it is"
ron: "agree to disagree"

haha anchorman is one of will ferrels best performances haha

[acidic_liquid]

"Sex can wait...MASTURBATE!"
-SNL, with Cheri Oteri

"Milk was a bad choice!"
-Anchorman

[stringbeans]

Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Down it goes, into my belly...

[TrYpTaMiNe]

(rons talking to his dog baxter)
baxter: i pooped in the refridgerator after eating a big block of cheese
ron: wow... im not even mad! thats amazing!


"I want to be on you"

[sNyx]

"and her hair smells like cinnamon!!.."

[TrYpTaMiNe]

"mrs. corningstone, hi its the doctor, i just got your pregnacy test, and guess what, your knocked up, better quit your job" hahaha

[filipmaj]

I thought anchorman's best part was when that biker dude throws baxter off the bridge or whatever and ron phones up whoever it was up and starts crying on the phone. i laughed sooooooooooooooooo hard.

[decypher]

"Hey hun do you think KFC is still open?" Will Farell, Old School.

[DJDeeb]

"Would ya eat the moon if it was made from cheese?"




I find that its the way he looks that makes me alugh more then what he says.
I remember there was an SNL skit where he walks into a baord meeting wearing a usa flag speedo. Very disturbingly funny.

[TrYpTaMiNe]

Hey, if you had the choice to be the top scientist in your league, or have mad cow disease, what would it be?

scientist: scientist if course!

will: good, i thought you would choose mad cow

scientist: .. why would i do that?

will: i dunno, im just a worrier, thats why my friends call me whiskers

[Filo]

^^^^^ he was best as harry carey by far!!!!

if you were a big hot dog.... would you eat yourself?

[Silverwinged]

SNL Celebrity Jepordy
Keanue "I know Kung Fu..."
Will Ferrel as Alex Tribec "For the last time NO YOU DON'T!!!!"

[~god~]

On O'brian:

Ferrel: "Smell anything?"
Conan: *sniff* "No not reall--"
Ferrel: "LAVANDER!!"

[~god~]

Originally Posted by tekno_balla

Hey, if you had the choice to be the top scientist in your league, or have mad cow disease, what would it be?

scientist: scientist if course!

will: good, i thought you would choose mad cow

scientist: .. why would i do that?

will: i dunno, im just a worrier, thats why my friends call me whiskers

later on...

Will: I once stared at the sun for 25 minutes.

scientist: wh-w-why would you do that?

Will: *shrug* curiousity! i'm very curious. In fact I'm so curious that my friends call me Whiskers.

Scientis: wait a minute. I thought your friends called you whiskers because you were a worrier.

(Beat)

Will: HEY! *changes topic*

[TrYpTaMiNe]

SANTAS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha i watched elf last night:P

"for a special someone..."

[Varney Rae]

"When in Rome..."

[neoh]

"I don't know how to put this.."
"But.. I'm kind of a big deal."
"People know me."

"I am very important, I have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany!"

[BrownThug]

celebrity jeopardy owns all.

[TrYpTaMiNe]

"what happened in the year of 1997? mother teresa died, that wasn't good"
"unless you hated mother teresa, I myself was not a fan"
"were like oil and water, we just dont mix"

"HEY! norm! did you gain wait?"

[TrYpTaMiNe]

hot dogs could become our currency! roughly 5 hot dogs would equal a nickle, depending on the strength of the yen

Originally Posted by Filo

^^^^^ he was best as harry carey by far!!!!

if you were a big hot dog.... would you eat yourself?

"i know i would, first id smother my self in brown mustard and relish, id be soooooo delicious"

"now would ya?"
"come on its a simple question, a baby could answer it!"
"... im not sure (laughing)"
"just say yes and we can move on"
"ok, yes i would"
"you made a wise choice my friend, if you had said no i would have bitten your ear off"

[DJDeeb]

Originally Posted by filipmaj

I thought anchorman's best part was when that biker dude throws baxter off the bridge or whatever and ron phones up whoever it was up and starts crying on the phone. i laughed sooooooooooooooooo hard.

hahaha "I'm in a glass case of emotion!" :p
*kandyapple under Deebs account*

[TrYpTaMiNe]

veronica: i want to be taken seriously, i want to become an anchorwoman and this cant come between us

ron: ok

next day

right after the baxter part
veronica did the show
ron comes in

"lets do the show! its ok everyone im here, lets go, come on lets go!"
veronica: i did the show
ron: i hope thi s is some kind of sick twisted joke"
veronica: ron! i told you that i wanted to be an anchorwoman! you said !
ron: i thought you were kidding! i wrote that in my diary!
-veronica said a very funny joke in the bedroom today
"i laughed at it later that night!"
hahah

[mojo]

terrance maddox-"you wouldnt know beauty if it was waiting outside in the parking lot to give you hepatitis...which it will be!"

funny shit