Barfing at bad times*

[lou_belle]

In the cab~

[mojo]

on the toilet

[diesskei]

while making out with someone?

[lou_belle]

Lmao!

[K_Butterfly]

mmm how about over the fuckin stairs railings at godspeed...people are so ignorant

[lou_belle]

people get so drunk that when they barf thoughts don't even process;P

[lou_belle]

the first time I met my best friend I saw her barf on herself sitting on the couch! LMAO

[mapleleaf4ever]

On the front Door of a Cathederal...
On your Neighbours Car...
In the Sink while washing your Hands...
In Jim's Bathroom... lol

[lou_belle]

OH ooh! story time..:P

so my friend has to take a poo really bad after a long ass car ride to my other friends cabin. He gets out of the car and goes to the door to find it locked and the key is with the other car load behind us. So he searches around back for something to poo in, the idiot :D
He finds a garden trough on the back porch and he poos in it he starts to freak out cuz he pood in a bad spot. *Laughing ass off SO FUCKING MUch~
He's saying "SHIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE POOD ON HIS DECK!HELP ME"
He waving his arms around like seriously freaking and he says "FUCK IT! THERE'S A HOSE!"
so he picks up his POO!!
WITH HIS BARE HAND! YELLS "AHHH!!" AND PUKES ON HIS HAND!!!!

true story

[diesskei]

Hahahaha! sweet story

[zeal_oner]

Originally Posted by diesskei

while making out with someone?

been there done that
@ the ozone 2 hahhaha

[nuf_dawg]

i barf last nite after goin to a fudnrasing dinner in richmond.. i was saposet o go to godspeed but i cou ldnt.. i got food poisoning.. almsot barf'd in my bros car hahhaha. barfed on da highway instead

[Oscar Da Grouc]

beside the bar, in the club...

^only time i been kicked outta a club, lol^

[ebbomega]

Back in the day, Cheeky era.

Diva is the DD for this rather large group, larger it turns out than the car has seats.

So she runs a red light, right in front of two cops. Cop pulls us over. Asks what's going on. Esi's all "They got too drunk I wouldn't let them drive home."

Then Dermatitis Dave does something perfect:

"Hardcore like you" as he opens the door and pukes right out it.

Cop doesn't think twice after that, tells Esi to get us all home safe and just be careful.

And we're on our way.

Moral of the story: If you plan on doing some illegal driving, make sure you have a passenger who just drank 26 beers in three hours.