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Mar 23, 05
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A night out in Surrey
This is a long read kinda.
It was a boring sat. night when me and my co-workers decide to head for a night out in Surrey since it was late, after visiting the wheelhouse, we head to ponchos - everything was digusting, the fat cracked out looking 40 year olds, so depressing -_- so i was trying to meet this girl named Jessica who is a friend of my friend, she ws drunk and after having some fucked up convos with her about how women shouldnt be smoking - we had that convo while having a smoke by the way, yes she was smoking while she lectured me on it - we head out for our cars, when Jessica punches the lights out of this chick, we almost got thrown into the drunk tank, the police officers werent very keen on Jessica trying to kick the cab that was driving the other chick away. So i head into my friend Megan's car she had a friend of hers with her in the car, who was drunk and this other friend of ours - Jason, so it was me, Jason, Megan and Karolina. Jason was one horny pissed off hammered sob. Karolina was piss drunk and Megan was trying to stop her and Jason from going home together, so Megan decides to talk some sense into Karolina while me and Jason wait outside the car, Futile and useless and after i stop Jason from punching out Megans car windows, we start heading home to try and drop jason off without him dragging Karolina home withem. It seemed to take forever to get there and during that fucked up drive, Karolina and Jason wouldnt stop locking lips - even though he was in the back seat and she was in the front passenger seat, she reclined it and just started going at it with him - i didnt really care except for when they started resting their heads on my knee, i kicked them off a coupla times but they didnt care and seemed to get more into it actually. We stop by jasons house Megan gets out to try and get John who is a friend of jasons to help get him out of the car, Jason and Karolina wouldnt stop locking lips, im looking away and the silence didnt help at all, it still haunts me until today.....when all of a sudden the moaning gets deeper and harder, it gets louder and louder by the second and im just not daring to turn around, Karolinas head rests on my knee again, i kick it and turn around to see nothing but Jason finger banging the hell out of her, i jump out of the car and i see john heading my way, me and John open the car door pull jason out and john just drags him home. Megan had to drive home with Karolina leaning on her lap the whole way....... Handling drunk people is so much fun~~!!! P.S.:This is not mean to be a rant, its just a fucked up story that i wanted to share with u people. 
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Mar 23, 05
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that jason fellow sure seems like a pimp (y)
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Good ol' Surrey, brings out the best in everyone! :)
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Best Surrey quote EVAR \/
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Mar 23, 05
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That reminds me. On my birthday, me and my friend and her boyfriend were heading home. She was driving, her boyfriend shotgun, and I was in the back seat. They thought I was passed out, and they were horny. So he started fingering her. I didn't see anything but gross I could hear her moaning and shit. *shudders*
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Surrey is teh shit, no literally.
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i once took a ride to a party from these ppl i didn't know who were drunker than i was. i was sitting shotgun while the girl and guy were giggling in backseat while she was giving him a handjob.
 i asked the driver if i could pop in a CD and we were in a mad scramble to turn on some music. she had a spicegirls CD and we cranked that up really loud for the duration of the ride, and then i got the fuck out. 
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Thats a messed up story man!
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Mar 24, 05
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youre a big dumb dumb,if you played your cards right you could have gotten a blow job!
stupid head.
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