Suction

[Grapes]

For the longest time I've been unable to use my vacuum cleaner.. it's an ancient model and the bag was completely filled; I held out little hope of being able to order a replacement.

Then, today I was getting into a cleaning session, trying to clear up storage space for my new roommate who's moving in soon.. and I found..

TWO FRESH VACUUM CLEANER BAGS.

Since then it's been D-day for dust bunnies... those hard to reach suckers behind my computer? Gone. The ones clinging to the end of my broom, that I had to pull off by hand before? Sucked up.

I couldn't be more excited about this.

PS ----> First person to reply along the lines of "Ohhh I thought this message was going to be about something else, ha ha ha" gets credit for 1 (one) free junk/box kick. Mapleleaf, I'm looking in your direction.. don't do it man!

[zarlon]

i thought this was going to be about the suck and cut from waynes world

damn you

[impure]

commence box kicking.

[-ff-]

Originally Posted by zarlon

i thought this was going to be about the suck and cut from waynes world

damn you

AAAAAAAAAAAHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE!

[zarlon]

fuck i want to watch that movie again.

hey, i saw your avatar on a bus! :)

[vesperstina]

goodbye suck allergies
hello happyness.

[Grapes]

You know, when I was talking to you on MSN I bet I spelled happiness for you like 8 times. Sometimes I wonder if you're even paying attention :(

[vesperstina]

I read every line, word by word and don't forget it.


(But really, you got me I was working strenuously on homework...)

[Grapes]

Stina, you can do better than this. Please see me after class.

Really though, imagine being a 1950s housewife when the vacuum cleaner was invented.

You'd be all "Wow it sure is noisy when you turn it on, so what does this contraption do anyw-.. Oh oh OH MY GOD THE DIRT IS DISAPPEARING AS IF BY MAGIC$!*@&"

[stringbeans]

i learned in grade 7 that there is no such thing as suction because what's really created is a vacuum

so next time instead of saying that someone sucks, say that someone vacuums!

ha ha ... yeah

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Mapleleaf, I'm looking in your direction.. don't do it man!

lol is all I have to say...

[Grapes]

i learned in grade 7 that there is no such thing as suction because what's really created is a vacuum

so next time instead of saying that someone sucks, say that someone vacuums!

ha ha ... yeah

*****

[impure]

^^karma^^