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Mar 30, 05
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and when your house is surrounded with cops when your friends come over..those are some suspicious happenings..;P I don't know if she's just trying to scare us..but the clicks in the phone line are enough to tell me she's prolly serious~ Like, my friend calls me and we talk to Wendy for like ten minutes until we hear it click and we assume she must have gotten bored:) 
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It's so funny how much shit she takes from every kid in the city...when we crack her disguises at parties we make her look RIDICULOUS~ Bwahahah*
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Mar 30, 05
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I think I remember now seeing Wendy on the TV news. Here's a Google search that worked: http://www.google.ca/search?q=%22wen...en-US:official
Yeah the movie script could be Wendy trying to bust graffiti people, and another cop assigned to catch satellite TV pirates. Many funny scenes.
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hmmm,i never knew they put multiple female detainees in one cell at pig headquarters...UNLESS your in holding cells underneath the COURTHOUSE before you are to appear before the judge.Or UNLESS youre in the drunk tank,but even then females never get put into the durnk tank,they get thier own separate cell...
I call bs. lou_belle,you are not cool or hardcore.These stories might fly with people who have never been arrested before,but not with me sweetheart. This sounds like a scene out of the OC gone vancouver or something.
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Mar 30, 05
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Did I ever tell you that I NEVER lie in "Lori Stories"??
Yep..this is true..I was in a cell with five other women...Three slept on the bottom bunk and the other two invited me to sleep with them on the top...but I opted for the floor...thanx. It was hard and quite cozy considering the other options. Crackhead woman number one..blonde short hair with scars all over her face..pulled the pipe out of her bum and told me "Sorry you had to see this girlie, you should never do crack." I gave her my ham and cheese sandwich on white bread. Native crack whore...quite over weight and beautiful...for a crackwhore...one time she had a gun to her head while sucking a cock and was told to not turn around when she walked away..she was in for shoplifting meat for her four children at buy low.. Young heroin Junkie Granville Street weed dealer...was in for possession with intent to sell...we got out at the same time and I gave her ten bucks cuz I felt bad for her... Crackhead with the bowel movement, long brown hair in a scraggly bun didn't really speak to me, she was going through withdrawal and was rocking back and forth whilst her friend, the blonde was yelling to get her a doctor..I gave her my juice...I wouldn't give up a juice box unless you looked like you were going to die. Crackhead with the Legal aid lawyer who hadn't made a court date for a week and she was constantly yelling in the morning that she had been in there for four days and wasn't able to use the phone. She had bleached hair and was like fourty years old.. I felt bad for all of them..especially the native woman. Drugs are bad. Ewe..I had to use the same toilet...you don't even know! U DON'T EVEN KNOOOOOWWWW!! It smelled like five long over-due vaginas wafting around the place! You call bs I say yeah friggin' right..this is a Lori Story*
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i hope you get hit by a mac truck and die a slow slow slow painful death.
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What an eye infection that caused me to go partially blind in one eye? Well, I think you got exactly what YOU deserved..NO BRAIN.
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you should go to jail where you belong!!!!
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Ok WHY DID THEY LET YOU OUT? Anyway congratu-fucking-lations here have some of these.......
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great story. do consider yourself lucky though that you do not have a penis, otherwise you would be surrounded by boys
or... girls that would rape your cack as they beautifully spread their yummy stds
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Interesting one... glad I'm swift and stealthy like BongMan apparently. I've evaded detection on more than one occasion in my High School years.
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Another Funny Lori Story.. A new family moved into my Co-op when I was six and I took all the cat poos from the sand box and covered them in chocolate after shaping them perfectly with a knife..I knocked on my new neighboors door and offered them my home made chocolates* They accepted..but they were polish so they couldn't thank me later:( Is your real name Jack? Cuz if it is...I'm sorry~
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fiction. how would a 6 year old kid have the supplies and knowledge to chocolate coat cat shit? and what parent in their right mind would allow a 6 year old access to an effing KNIFE. please, the stories are getting a bit much.
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how would a six year old figure breaking into recycling bins and re-recylcing bottles would be a good business... I was the only kid in my complex that was allowed to go outside the boundaries so I set up shop selling candy for one and half times what it cost.. how would a six year old have a paying job feeding cows twenty minutes away from home on a bike without her dad even knowing about it... how would a six year old not be able to melt chocolate chips in a pot and carve some pieces of cat poop into perfect little squares and throw them in the melted chocolate..?? I wasn't your average six year old, I went to school an hour early to play soccer with the intermediates..it sounds funny when I look at how tiny and incompetent six year olds are..but yeah..I walked to school alone. In the school photo for 1991 I have my mouth WIDE open and one eye closed...I was the most craziest kid I've ever seen...that's why I have SO many stories..and thats why I believe I'm an old soul, like Stuey.
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all closeminded and shit. WHAT HAPPENED?
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I'm not closed minded...it just comes across that way because I write my opinion without stating everytime.."my opinion"
I actually love diversified conclusions to each debate and enjoy hearing other peoples sides to the same argument.. I find that having a rock solid opinion creates more fire in other peoples ideas and even allows them to further understand their points of view.. If it were up to me I'd have everyone on here fighting to understand themselves, and if you knew me...we'd have the most awesomest conversations all the time because I love learning and talking my face off about anything and everything~ I actually get along with everyone because I'm far too empathetic... I tend to make a lot of friends that are disabled and troubled because they're most in need of a good debate on life;P An intelligent being will most likely come across as closed minded because they won't change their minds at the flip of a coin, everything I say is true to myself and it'll take a bit more than a website or article from a frigging newspaper to change my views* I don't hold opinions against anyone because I know it's a formed reason that makes sense to them, even if it doesn't to me. You quoted me in your sig incorrectly and for that I hold no respect for you..comedy that is lies only makes the world die from boredom. I live funny and thats why people LOVe me, not hate, get that straight and I'll chat with you sometime about horses and ponchos.
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