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Apr 13, 05
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My pet does speak, dont you Jeff?
Thats a good man doggy. I give you biscuts. 
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Apr 13, 05
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"You evil bitch let me out of this cage"
(My cat broke his leg and has to be locked up for the majority of the day in order for it to heal properly.. he is not a happy kitty)
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Apr 13, 05
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my dog "take me out please? why cant i go with you? i dont understand why i cant i mean i behave well enough and i dont pick fights. can i have a cookie then? if you leave me alone im going to eat kitty litter. ill fucking do it. or ill pee on the carpet. i bet you haaaate that. common just take me. ill sit in the back of the car"
or "im so scared... just dont leave.... stay put.... something bad is going to happen " (when she shakes and stuff) or "fuck off im sleeping" my cat "i dont want to go outside, i just want to sleep. but i will take more food please. please. please. please. could you scratch my tummy? and dont think im going to leave this chair, i was here first" my brothers cat "i hate you and i hate the world. leave me alone. im going to pee on your shoes tonight asshole for not fucking feeding me when i wanted to be fed. what? you dont like claws in your ass? should i hit your face first? thats right bitch, i said it. fucking feed me or everything in your room will smell like cat piss, maybe even a little cat shit on the side." or on the occasion that i woke up and he was lying on my face "yah thats right bitch, SUFFOCATE! wait till you see what i did to your backpack. that will teach you to let me into your room when i ask." and still other times "my name is wally and i have a problem. i am beulimic. (he pukes after he eats sometimes, has since he was a kitten)" and yet still " i looooove you. i love you so much im going to head butt you as hard as i can to prove my love. i know i cant really purrr but i am trying really hard. just pet me please? please?"
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Apr 13, 05
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my cat would ask to sleep in my room with me, then i would tell that cat for the last time not to lay of my HEAD OR BACK.if she agreed i would be down.
my dobey would tell me that she is smarter then me, then i would lock that bitch in the yard again. stupid smart ass. the springer would probably not even realize she could talk. she is really stupid.
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Apr 13, 05
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i have a parrot, his name is jake.
he talks. he says "jake" "jakie" "scratch a head"(when he wants me to fluff the feathers on the back of his neck and head) "thank you" *coughs* *sneezes* and other bodily sounds. he'll mimick pretty much any sound he hears. he also mutters to himself when he's mad, i call it birdie swearing. oh, and when he's pecking around on the floor of his cage, he clucks like a chicken. i don't know why, it's the funniest thing i've heard in a long time. but he clucks. i also have a horse. she dosn't talk but sure gets her point across. she knows how to give me "THE LOOK" that says "GIMME A TREAT NOW!" when she's in the cross ties she'll bow her neck and look at me out of the corner of her eye and point her top lip down when she's begging. and when she has an itch she wants me to take care of she just pushes whatever body part itches at me until i get the point. she used to run up to me and bump her chest on me. my animals and i have an understanding. they're nice and i spoil them. although jake rarely adheres to the nice thing. Last edited by impure; Apr 13, 05 at 12:57 AM.
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Apr 13, 05
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Well right now I'm looking after AndyC, Erins Cat.. well partically mine too... :)
And I think right now he'd ask me.. 'WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIN!?!?!?! and why does she keep taking me to forgein places, and whos this paulo guy that I'm not allwoed to see? Why can't I look out the windows... Can you please explain this past year to me, I'm rather confused. why am I stayin with you... Do you rea lise how much you drink???" something along those lines... I'd be getting a lecture/rant from him.. ahhaha. here's a pic I took of us like 2 mins ago.
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Apr 13, 05
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My Dog Elvis would just say... Gimme some of what you're eating...
Those of you who have seen my Dog will understand.
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Apr 13, 05
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lol! My boyfriends dog would say: "Thanks alot for ruining my life. You come in here, kick me out of the bed, the bedroom, then you get a stupid cat..SO WHAT IF IM AFRAID OF THE CAT.. Now will you please pet me because I am the most annoying dog in the world." My boyfriend would be so mad! He adores the dog.
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Apr 13, 05
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The cat that I took care of for a while would have been like "Ok im sorry i peed on your neck while you were sleeping, but you dont have to throw me in the shower like that you meanie.......im hungry.........im cold......" I loved that cat but she peed on me too much.
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Apr 13, 05
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i have 3 cats
one who has started to spray everywhere for no realy reason.(i though after you got them neutared they could no longer do that) so he would say something along the lines of i am the might ruler of this house and you cant do anything about it now pet me. stubby would just rant on about something really fast and crazy like the psycho cat he is, while Isis my lil priss would be very dantiy and always trying to ignore everyone while she looks out the front window until she wants someone to open a door
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Apr 13, 05
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my dog Kobie..
HI, hi. hi.. hi .. hi . hii.. i love my toy i love my toy see my toy? i love him i'm going to prance around and give him a vigorous shake so everyone can see what a great toy he is.. what are you looking at? CAR RIDE! where's mom? uh oh,... i didn't mean to.. (and then he runs behind the nearest wall and peaks out if he's done something bad) i love him, he is the best dog in the world.. he's the biggest clumsiest goof in the world
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Apr 13, 05
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my cat would obviously say
"Only Glory, why youuu so sexy man, i love shoving my face in your crotch" and "Wow OG, i am such an annoying fuck, i meow allday for no reason cause im a fucktard" thats pretty much it, its pretty much the best cat in the world
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Apr 13, 05
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my 14 year old cat Fuzzy would say
"hello amanda.. I will allow you to pass by without recieving injury today, since you've been a good girl lately. OH by the way, i would like my routine feeding trippled today and i want my laundry done by 1 so i may have my afternoon nap in it" when he is happy he drools like a mad man, and if i say "head butt fuzz-fuzz" he head butts me and drools all over me, it's yucky but cute
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i've always wanted one. how old is he?
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Apr 13, 05
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Once a cat sprays...he never stops.. Its REALLY rare for them to stop all together! Good luck ;P
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Apr 13, 05
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they are such good dogs, but you have to have a lot of time for them otherwise they will rip your house apart they would be good for trail riding with your horse.. that way they get their excercise without you getting too tired out.. =O)
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Apr 13, 05
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"heey laadies..." either that or he just looks drunk very cute =o)
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Apr 13, 05
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my kitten, for some reason SHE LOVES the CDJ. lol... its so cute she sleeps on it all the time, or jus hangs out.
I think if she spoke she'd tell me one or two things like, she wants the CDJ all for her own, (even though she has a 5 story kitten castle!), and that I should smoke less pot, cuz it gets all smoky up there in her castle. haha. I just took this pic like un minuto ago... if its really big im sorry i'm still trying to fig out how ta compress wit da software i have. lol...
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Apr 14, 05
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He has the most unique personality I've ever known for a cat!!!
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Apr 14, 05
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i think that my cat (sarah negro mittens) would say I LOVE YOU
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