Funny MSN names

[baby-phat]

Originally Posted by justa~gurl

JOOOSIE...yes.. i do

haha, I love that kid! he's crazy!

[~god~]

^isnt josie a girl?

"YOU'RE AN IDIOT MOTHERFUCKER!! Buy toyota and save money on gas"

[veN]

Justa couple..:

"nothing beats a vag with icing"
and "im here for the gang bang"

classy guys... so classy

[lithe]

"New Chicks on the Cock 2 [a ____ _______ production]"

[lithe]

or possibly "get your tongue out of there, that's gross!"

[justa~gurl]

Originally Posted by ~god~

^isnt josie a girl?

"YOU'RE AN IDIOT MOTHERFUCKER!! Buy toyota and save money on gas"

it's actually Jose..

myself and others from our flock of friends call him Josie cause thats what "jose" looks like.. you see?

[~god~]

Originally Posted by justa~gurl

you see?

i get.

[baby-phat]

B Munky.Dub Funky---So.whos.in.for.some.good.olde.SPEAKER>FU CKING>..ITS.A.FUNKING.RAVEEEE.BAAABBBBYY Y.

(^somebody's excited for the party tonight! <3 Brady!)

[mystique]

"we cant have sex all the time. Its all about balance. there is a time to have sex, and there is a time to hang out with the guys"

Im not sure who that is on my list.... but when i read it I cracked up.

"if at first you dont suceed, sky diving isnt for you."

[krisamata]

the faves on my list right now:


"if someone with split personality threatens sucicide, is it considered a hostage situation?"



"mike moving to vic...just stepped on a nail, getting drunk to hide the pain"


"i'm like a perverted nancy drew"


and

"so...he's NOT gay!"

[Courtney]

Hi my names emma & I'm a prostitute when ppl think I'm @ home in bed @ night I'm really downtown with my gals selling myself for lunch $

[krisamata]

^^^^ i like yours right now


"hey there hot cop...are you married"

hahaha nice

[BrownThug]

silly faggot, dicks are for chicks

[StOkerD]

These are the best of mine at the moment...

"You're cute, but to me you're just a baked potato"
"Not hardcore enough for punk chicks... too hardcore for asian chicks"
"Grizzly Bear Chowdown"

[krisamata]

"you can't have manslaughter without laughter"

[baby-phat]

"... If it's a wooded area, get ready for some Ewok style ass-whoopin!"

"j_wrongway... shit, where did I park?!"

"WANTED: 1 SuPer Happy FuN RoBot DanCe RavEr!! :)" (typed exactly like that)

[~god~]

my ex's msn:
"I think I'm growing a penis"

[t-skywalker]

i smashed the chimney...so santa couldnt come down

robosexual acrobotics

look at the bright side i have a six pack

click here to see how much cooler i am than you

*****************my friends are special...lol

[sNyx]

rawb, -i am away all week

so turn your computer off, freak

[Pennywise]

this is one of my favs...
i use it alot

Every time I call the old you.the new you answers the phone.
I would like to talk to old you.but the new you says you're not home

[decypher]

i wonder what inspired this one haha...

"[C]² Surrey smells like ass today... especialy Whalley."

[Pennywise]

We All Die One Day

[veN]

"Today I licked a stamp, I feel so bloated. It was an international one too! I should have induced vomiting."

[Jeaninah]

"Oklahoma Sucks"

I personally don't get it

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

'thrash out with your gash out'

'poofta faggots'

'i got stupified'

'Yeah I called you fat, look at me im skinny, didnt stop me from getting busy'

ahahahaa! =D