Carrot Top

[sidekick]

i was just watching him on Just For Laughs and he made me laugh.

does this mean i'm a bad person?

[Cdn_Brdr]

please google Russel Peters for REAL comedy ;)

[sidekick]

seriously though, it was kinda funny. :(

[clevich]

you're fired.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by clevich

you're fired.

but he had a stencil for women to pee in the snow.

now THAT'S comedy.

[Cdn_Brdr]

Laughing at the way he looks is one thing but laughing at his comedy is another story!

[Cdn_Brdr]

C-A-L-L-A-T-T

[sidekick]

so if he made a joke about the way he looks, and then i laughed, does that still count?

[Cdn_Brdr]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

so if he made a joke about the way he looks, and then i laughed, does that still count?

That TOTALLY counts!

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

That TOTALLY counts!

phew!

[Cdn_Brdr]

Have no fear.... net cred steady and holding.....

[clevich]

I want your letter of resignition.

[clevich]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

so if he made a joke about the way he looks, and then i laughed, does that still count?

I like fat guys making fun of their size. Somehow they come up with the best jokes.

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by clevich

I want your letter of resignition.

Carrot Top is now couriering it to your household as we speak.

along with his trunk of homemade laughs!

[sidekick]

also Kramer, from Seinfeld, was on the show, and he was terrrrrrible.

but the audience laughed anyway and gave him a standing ovation because he's on a popular TV show.

apparently that means you can go back to stand-up, suck, and still get laughs.

[clevich]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

also Kramer, from Seinfeld, was on the show, and he was terrrrrrible.

but the audience laughed anyway and gave him a standing ovation because he's on a popular TV show.

apparently that means you can go back to stand-up, suck, and still get laughs.

reminds me of Bill Cosby for some reason.....

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by clevich

reminds me of Bill Cosby for some reason.....

i actually went to see Bill Cosby a few years ago in Seattle and he was pretty funny.

the problem with Kramer (i don't know his real name...michael something, i think) was that he was just telling bad jokes and then if he didn't get a laugh he would pretend to fall down or like do one of Kramer's faces and then the audience would laugh and forget he just told a horrible joke.

[clevich]

haha, well, whatever gets you through the show. I bet he was sweatin' bullets.

[Mr.Wrong]

some of carrot tops inverntions make me laugh, but thats just cause theyre fucking rediculous

darren jones from buzz had his standup aired last night, seen it before but that guys got some funny material

[ash1ee]

He came into pharsyde once. What a strange little man.
Pounds of makeup and just messed up looking. A bit too much blow that nite I think.

[ty_guy]

i've always loved Ron James, he's such a funny guy. oh! and the guy who doesn't talk at all and goes through the whole circus act by himself, best part has to be the snake charmer=) oh and the one guy who does the jack-in-the-box old school toy. i laughed the hardest i ever had after that act, brought tears to my eyes:p

[Draven GD]

Originally Posted by Sidekick

also Kramer, from Seinfeld, was on the show, and he was terrrrrrible.
.

ok so you dont understand his jokes, you dont need to proclaim your ignorance all over the web. mabey one day you will get it, dont worry.

[Draven GD]

the best is Jerry Signfields Live on Broadway, Im Telling You For The Last Time! :D so funny!!!
.lol
....im a big fan of stand up though...

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by Dravengd

ok so you dont understand his jokes, you dont need to proclaim your igrorance all over the web. mabey one day you will get it, dont worry.

aw you tried to insult me! cute! now, i LOVE seinfeld, but this stand-up was straight up bad.

his ending joke:

"ever notice how people talk to objects they bump into like they're alive?"
*proceeds to walk into a stool*
"HEY! watch out. OW! man, you stupid stool. that hurt. what are you doing?"
*dead silence from crowd. there's a slight pause and then he grabs the microphone stand, swings it around, and then falls onto the stage*

yes. i'm sure the joke went over my head.

maybe next time you try to call someone ignorant over the internet you should know more what you're talking about so you don't come out sounding more stupid than you tried to make the other person look.

[Grapes]

Michael Richards is an awful, awful stand up comic. I would seriously rather see Carrot Top.