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Old May 15, 05
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Man slut!
So I woke up a few minutes ago...... i've got a girls number written on my arm "hot karlee" it sais.........im thinking i did good last night and im going to call her to set up a date tonight.

I go to take a morning leak , and the door to farkus' room is cracked open. Guess who's lying next to him in bed.

It's 6 in the morning. Should I :

- run into the roomo and smash them in the face with pillows
- Notify "Hot karlee" that mark has an african form of crabs that eats your genitals

-chuck the cat at them

-shit on the bed

Accept that markus the farkus is a man slut and have some cheerios.
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Old May 15, 05
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Oh and J's hand smells like pussy "four fingers"!
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Old May 15, 05
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accept that he is a man slut and eat your cheerios.
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Old May 15, 05
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Tell Karlee about his nasy case of Herpesyphilmydia.
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Old May 15, 05
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take a piss on them both.. then fuck her next weekend while eating cheerios of the honey nut variety
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Old May 15, 05
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oh and.. tell ur friend to get a new name that one sucks.

edit: nevermind i thought his name was actually farkus.
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take a piss on them both.. then fuck her next weekend while eating cheerios of the honey nut variety
why should his friend get pissed on?
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Old May 15, 05
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why should his friend get pissed on?
why is grass green?
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Old May 15, 05
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less talky more pissy
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why is grass green?
there's chloroform in it.
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Old May 15, 05
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chloroform is knockout gas. grass hass chlorophyl. that is why it is green.
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how do you know its "hat karlee" sleeping in his bed? could the number be from someone else?
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Old May 15, 05
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there's chloroform in it.
*sigh* Chlorophyll is green. Chloroform, not so much ...

But, I was meaning to ask ... does this smell like chloroform to you, too?
Oh, oh ... there goes my liver ...
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Old May 15, 05
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Damn, too slow.
Poo.
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Where's the option for accpeting that you got owned?
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PS are you sure it wasn't Hot Karl's number?
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chloroform is knockout gas. grass hass chlorophyl. that is why it is green.
there you go!
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*sigh* Chlorophyll is green. Chloroform, not so much ...

But, I was meaning to ask ... does this smell like chloroform to you, too?
Oh, oh ... there goes my liver ...
i'm not falling for that one again!
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take a piss,,crap on the bed,,throw the cat on them then go eat some cheerios!!!
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even my hoes got hoes.
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in different area codes.
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Tell Karlee about his nasy case of Herpesyphilmydia.
I now have a new favourite word.

Fuck almighty. I've been working for MSN too long. I almost spelt favourite without the u.

Fucking Americans.
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that was close dave.

they would've been all over you like they were with me.
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how do you know its "hat karlee" sleeping in his bed? could the number be from someone else?
I dunno about you, but when I get a girl's number, I tend to be able to at least somewhat remember her face the next day....
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Old May 15, 05
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are they apple cinnamon cheerios?
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