the more noise you make + the more booze you drink(how annoying you can be)/your actual intelligence = how much of a man you are.
that equation seems fitting to describe the kind of people attending the monster trucks last night. its not as if i was too into monster trucks in the first place, and im sure they would of been a lil bit more entertaining if there werent so many drunken drugged up idiots there, that find the need to yell, "MONSTER TRUCKSSSSS!!"
yes, i am aware we are watching monster trucks, im glad you could be there to remind me. idiot.
somehow i got convinced to attend this rowdy redneck, "look at me, im a big man cuz i watch big cars crush lil cars, but all this is to compensate for my tiny penis" function.
aka, the ones that yell the loudest = the ones with the smallest penis that feels the need to express their masculinity the most.
and in a place that sells beer for $5 a cup, you have to expect some fights... i was one of the lucky ones that just walked by when one broke out. i was casually making my way up to my seat when i turned around to see some guy get punched in the face, i heard knuckles cracking. i just laughed and went on walking. i think that was the highlight of my night.
the monster trucks made me wonder where our generation went wrong, what kind of parents harbour these disgusting eating, breathing piles of worthless air stealing shits. they should be ashamed of themselves. they should hang themselves, and hang their future children.. and the children after that, these ppl shouldnt be allowed to breed, let alone breathe. aliens should spare the rest of us and blow up every monster truck function, filter out the insanely stupid from the insane. or something like that.
alcohol + hicks + ppl that think they're big + sweaty ugly people + hoochi chicks trying to pick up these "big timer" guys + ugly people = MONSTER TRUCKS!!
come on kids, scream monster trucks reallly loud and make the girls think you have lots of manly power to make up for your tiny dick.
*eye roll*
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