biting the fuck outta your lip

[justa~gurl]

so i went to the dentist, got my favce frozen, got the warning "don't drink anything hot, or eat"

so a few hours go by and i say "fuck it! i'm eating!"

went to my work, got some food.. then started eating my chicken penne..failing at not getting it all over my face.. so i stopped... then i said "fuck it" again and started eating.. i did good the second time and i was happy... until i felt my lip with my tounge.

all the while i was thinking "mm pasta." i should have been "mmm lip.."

it swelled up and was all bloody and yuck.. i felt like a crack head

i always have to learn the hard way..

[Bitchin]

Amanda, you just make me so proud of you sumtimes!

*applauds*

[onefour]

man thats rough lol, but at least u wont do that again :p

[nortexoid]

but how'd it taste?

aunt jemima is waiting...

[SteveO13]

ya that sux eh.....I went to the dentist once and I thought it felt cool to bite my lip cuz it was frozen. Well i bit my cheek and it got frozen and now I have a permanent chunk taken out...not too big though but still

[J o e l]

YA I did the same thing but with pancakes, ended up drooling syrup everywhere...lol

[Goodfellow]

*waits for raver stories about chewing their mouths off*

[Grapes]

A while ago (couple of weeks) my friend asked me "Where did you get gum??" and I had to explain that, "umm... I didn't?"

STILL POPPIN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

[LeeBrat]

that sucks :(
hope yer lips heals up soon