drunk was a motheruvfckr.er

[wum]

so i'm drunkasn a motherfucker and i ended up huggin agir l on the skyh train and she was beautiufl at least i think she wast and she thanked me and i hugeged huer and it was beuitful /drujk

[wum]

okay going to aslepp tlove everyboydyu :_:):):) i love you uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuu

[~god~]

the most beautiful girl?

OMFG! YOU HUGGED ROSIE ODONNELL???????


i'm like, soooo jealouse! what'd she smell like?

[Bitchin]

night wum
sweet drunken dreams!

[surfacing_X]

Originally Posted by wum

okay going to aslepp tlove everyboydyu :_:):):) i love you uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuu

ROLFMAO .. .Wum u fuckin rock, baby-phat on wet00raver's account. hehe :D

[cinist]

10 bucks says she was black and an atheist

[tommy-boi]

some drunk dude at lougheed station's bus stops was pretty funny

"ahhhhhh,,, i'm so pissed drunk!!!!!!!!!"

later on he got arrested hahaha

[MarcelM]

Nobody should ever get arrested for being drunk
Unless he/ she harms society

[tommy-boi]

he was banging the plastic walls and calling people names
oh... and pissing in public... lol

[MarcelM]

ok, that´s a reason, lol

[wum]

oh ya this thread.

so there was a puke stain next to me on the carpet when i woke up that smelled like a mix of 151 and chicken mcnuggets and i've managed to get all the particles and shit out, but i'm not sure what to do about the smell.

Frebreeze maybe

[MarcelM]

mmmhhhmmm now I am gonna enjoy my chicken mc nuggets supersized meal even more

[wum]

so i've been trying to clean up this puke stain for a few hours now, and wrenching gawdawful smell of tiziki sauce, chick mcnuggets, and 151 reminds me of how much an ass hat i must have been last night. holy fucking shit

[automatic]

Originally Posted by wum

oh ya this thread.

so there was a puke stain next to me on the carpet when i woke up that smelled like a mix of 151 and chicken mcnuggets and i've managed to get all the particles and shit out, but i'm not sure what to do about the smell.

Frebreeze maybe

sprinkle it all over with lots of baking powder and leave it overnight.

[wum]

Originally Posted by automatic

sprinkle it all over with lots of baking powder and leave it overnight.

will that bleech?

[Silverwinged]

mmmm greek food.

[automatic]

Originally Posted by wum

will that bleech?

nope, shouldn't fo...

[Carrie]

heh..

i always try to puke in the toilet, a bowl/bucket of some kind.... or on a towel

[wum]

Originally Posted by Carrie

heh..

i always try to puke in the toilet, a bowl/bucket of some kind.... or on a towel

the tummy rumbles happened when i was trying to fall asleep in bed

[Carrie]

awww,

you need a significant other..

they help in bringing a bowl to not puke on the floor

[wum]

so i thought i was being an ass last night on the skytrain but it turns out it was the girl who was the one grinding on me

[Carrie]

did you get her number?

[wum]

Originally Posted by Carrie

awww,

you need a significant other..

they help in bringing a bowl to not puke on the floor

i have one, but i don't want her to see me like this

[Carrie]

oh, I live with mine..

he doesn't really care about me, he just doesn't want puke on the floor.
hehe

[wum]

Originally Posted by Carrie

did you get her number?

naw nga