You know you're a skid when...

pbreak · #1 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 05

...you wear a short sleeve button-up shirt to work, and not even that nice of one, and everybody's asking you what time your interview is at.

dapimpstress · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 05

bahahahahaha werd.

rawb · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 05

just do up the top button and call everyone 'homes' or 'dunny'

Cdn_Brdr · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 05

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Originally Posted by rawb

just do up the top button and call everyone 'homes' or 'dunny'

best attempted while wearing a pair of DICKIES and sunglasses placed backwards on the neck.

For extra authenticity bring paper bag with accompanying 40oz

rawb · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 05

are you a union shop? i think if you are you can shoot 2 or 3 people before it counts against your record.

pbreak · #6 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 05

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Originally Posted by rawb

are you a union shop? i think if you are you can shoot 2 or 3 people before it counts against your record.

I'm pretty sure I'd just get a warning. Only problem with the above plan is I didn't wear an undershirt today, so everybody would have to look at my hairy gut. That might be kind of fun actually...