decided to piss RIGHT ON THE STAGE!

[Toxxin Ephekt]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now she dont look so hot to me anymore....Whatta shame....

[Wood]

ok, so there's the pee... now somebody give her a black eye

[Toxxin Ephekt]

Originally Posted by Wood

ok, so there's the pee... now somebody give her a black eye

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah ahhahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats the best joke to come from this thread yet!!!!!!!!

[Berta]

hahahaha GOLD!!

[frankie_V]

Originally Posted by Apple Jaxx

And just cuz I'm too lazy to start another thread here's another pic from the same website.

Its Tara Reid!

Ahhhh...Tera, your ass is showing....just a little bit.




What a drunk slob! God it would suck to be a celeb.

tera reid is hot... but then she looks like shes getting old... and her ass there looks outta shape and really flabby...

[clevich]

Originally Posted by franklin

tera reid is hot... but then she looks like shes getting old... and her ass there looks outta shape and really flabby...

don't tell me you still wouldn't tap it. ;)

[Hot Karl]

that's hilarious

[Grapes]

Awesome thread.

[frankie_V]

Originally Posted by clevich

don't tell me you still wouldn't tap it. ;)

mehhh lol im sure we all know the answer to that...:362:

btw... clevich... i got a joke for ya... its sooo grade seven haha

" What sex position produces ugly babies?"

[veN]

Ooooh wow..!

[Gusto]

i fully expected tara reid to have a nicer ass.

[IntakE]

Wow...that kinda sick.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by gusto

i fully expected tara reid to have a nicer ass.

I'm so with you on that one.

[L0ungeLizarD]

All she needs is a personal trainer

[Mr.Wrong]

ahahahahha what a dumb bitch

[Toxxin Ephekt]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

I'm so with you on that one.

ditto...her ass is actually kinda gross....

[decypher]

Yeh tara reid is washed up. haha

[brokencrayon]

well as you can see that is what tara reid and probably other celebs look like where their bodies haven't been touched up with airbrushing and what not like they are in magazines and such.

PS- hahaha at fergie!

[Grapes]

tara reid is hot

So hot right now..

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And finally, I have a new favorite TV show: "Taradise." It's like the E! executives were sitting around one day and one of them said, "Hey, what if we pretended to hire Tara Reid for the 'Wild On' series, only it will be an excuse for our cameras to follow her around as she gets plastered in foreign countries and makes a complete fool of herself week after week?"



Somehow that's exactly what ends up happening. For instance, in this week's show, Tara went parasailing in Greece with Paris Hilton, somehow avoided a Brutus the Barber Beefcake-type accident, proceeded to chow down at dinner like a Shetland pony, then went out dancing (if you could call lurching around like a marlin "dancing"), threw herself at some horrified Greek guys, stuck her tongue out a lot, stumbled around and repeatedly screamed, "This is awesome!" and looked more bloated than Val Kilmer at the end of "The Doors." That was the whole show. It's like watching disturbing home videos of someone right before her friends had an intervention for her ... only there's no intervention. The show just keeps going.



To recap: Phenomenal idea, phenomenal title, a once-in-a-generation star at her absolute anti-apex ... and we even get to learn about other countries. Now that's a winner, my friends. Do yourself a favor and head down to "Taradise."

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(.. courtesy Bill Simmons, bostonsportsguy.com)