Professor to Student Phrase Book-Humourous Translations

[Miss T]

This needs some minor revision.
(I never actually got around to reading this.)

We'll be spending a fair amount of time on this topic.
(This was my dissertation topic.)

Let's break into quiet discussion groups.
(I have a hangover.)

You won't be able to sell the text back to the bookstore.
(My contract wasn't picked up.)

The second list is optional reading.
(I have a rich fantasy life.)

Read chapters 5 through 10.
(I'm not coming in at all next week.)

We'll have to cover this chapter quickly.
(I screwed up the lecture schedule.)

Let's go over the exam.
(Half of you failed.)

The final will be comprehensive.
(I'll expect you to regurgitate in two hours everything I couldn't cover fully myself in 15 weeks.)

Well, it was on the syllabus.
(I'll hold you responsible for this even though I forgot about it myself.)

[Moon]

Originally Posted by Miss T

This needs some minor revision.
(I never actually got around to reading this)

lol

fuckers *sticks middle finger up*