dogs getting stuck together

mojo · #1 (**permalink**) Sep 20, 05

christ, 3 days in a row i have seen 2 dogs stuck together. just standing there like a couple of chumps not knowing what to do. how does it happen? does the man doggies dick swell up or something? or does she clamp down in revenge for the onset of nipple biting that is to come? I JUST DONT KNOW.

someone look it up.

i also want to add that i am pleased to see the influx of skanks posting pictures in the gallery hasnt slowed down since the crash earlier this year.

Cdn_Brdr · #2 (**permalink**) Sep 20, 05

swelling.... no separation until Mr. Dog unswells..... WELCOME TO NATURE FRIEND.

Kandyapple · #3 (**permalink**) Sep 20, 05

Oh god my mom was telling me the other day that her old dog ( this big afghan hound) was so lazy, that this one time he just gave up half way through with this irish setter. And just started to fall asleep ontop of her. So her and my dad had to go over and lift him up to let him finish, so that they could let the other dog go. That must have been so embarasing!!!

~lazee_grrl~ · #4 (**permalink**) Sep 20, 05

my handsome tried to hump the princess..and now whenever he goes near her..she attacks him...~

Flip · #5 (**permalink**) Sep 20, 05

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Originally Posted by Kandyapple

So her and my dad had to go over and lift him up to let him finish, so that they could let the other dog go. That must have been so embarasing!!!

So do your parents often participate in pet-orgies? Is this something you do for family days, rather than going to a movie or a walk in the park. You sick bastard!

p.s. Got any pictures?

Kandyapple · #6 (**permalink**) Sep 20, 05

lol I knew something like that was comming. And I don't know. This was before I was even born I think. So I don't know what questionable activities my parents took part in, in their dark past. :p

Roxxie · #7 (**permalink**) Sep 20, 05

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Originally Posted by Kandyapple

Oh god my mom was telling me the other day that her old dog ( this big afghan hound) was so lazy, that this one time he just gave up half way through with this irish setter. And just started to fall asleep ontop of her. So her and my dad had to go over and lift him up to let him finish, so that they could let the other dog go. That must have been so embarasing!!!

LoL~ thats sooo fun-E

mojo · #8 (**permalink**) Sep 21, 05

im glad i came online now

Flip · #9 (**permalink**) Sep 21, 05

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Originally Posted by Kandyapple

This was before I was even born I think. So I don't know what questionable activities my parents took part in, in their dark past. :p

Maybe this is HOW you were born, didja ever think of that? I bet you like doing it doggy-style, dontcha, dontcha girl. Yeah that's a good girl! Now roll over. Now take your top off. Good girl!! *rubs your belly*

TrixX · #10 (**permalink**) Sep 21, 05

omg.........this thread is hillarious

PaIniNyErAnUs · #11 (**permalink**) Sep 21, 05

HAHAHAHAHA you have to much spare time my friend

Kandyapple · #12 (**permalink**) Sep 21, 05

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Originally Posted by Flip

Maybe this is HOW you were born, didja ever think of that? I bet you like doing it doggy-style, dontcha, dontcha girl. Yeah that's a good girl! Now roll over. Now take your top off. Good girl!! *rubs your belly*

No comment!!!

ebbomega · #13 (**permalink**) Sep 21, 05

And after that wonderful splay of comments, now for the obligatory simpson's reference.

"It looks like he's trying to jump over her, but he just can't quite make it. YOU CAN DO IT BOY!"