I met Steve Urkel today!!!

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Ok maybe I didn't meet him but I saw him. Well maybe it was really him but it looked like him. Well actually it wasn't a real person, it was a picture of a guy who looked kinda like Steve Urkel, graffitied on a wall in an alley in gas town. (No I wasn't in the alley visiting my mom or smoking crack or any other juvenile comment that anyone with my sense of humor may want to make, I was cutting through the alley on my way to work) So first I'm wondering who the fuck would graf an Urkel look-a-like in a seedy alley, then I got to thinking how much I wanted to kick the living shit out of Urkel, growing up seeing him on t.v. I guess it pissed me off seeing some annoying little douche-face, making $$$$$ by pissing off the whole of North America by being this sniveling little puke. Then I got to thinking that his real name is Jaleel White. First off he's not white, so one day he's gonna have a major identity crisis. Secondly, his name is Jaleel, which pretty much ensures that no matter how much money he has, he's still never getting laid EVER! I mean who would brag about nailing Urkel anyways. Then I was thinkin that he hasn't done anything in years, so his $$$ is probably all gone and now he's hiding out in some subburb of oh let's say Ohio, working in a super market stuffing bags, remembering the good old days when people may have (probably not) given a rat's left nutt who he was.

Bottom line is: I hope he is very miserable somewhere and gets one hell of a paper cut from a paper grocery bag and has to finish his shift with a stinging finger that keeps hurting more and more, until he requires surgery to get it amputated, but since he can't afford a real doctor, he asks some guy named Bill in the butcher department to cut it off and just for the hell of it, weigh it on one of the butcher scales to see how much it would be worth if it was made out of veal, then gets even more depressed because he realizes that he isn't even worth a fraction of the amount that veal is worth, even though he was on a crappy t.v show and veal is a baby cow that never even left it's pen, let aone had a crappy t.v show. DIE URKEL DIE!!!

[stephen_c]

http://www.weht.net/WEHT/Jaleel_White.html

What Ever Happened To... Jaleel White ?
Real Name: Jaleel White
Category: Childhood Stars
Claim To Fame: Jaleel White played the annoying nerd Steve Urkel on the popular TV show Family Matters". He appeared on the show from 1989-1998 and started off as a guest apperance on the show as Laura's first date.

The reaction to him on the show was overwhelming so it was decided to keep him on the show. He became very famous because of his nerdy role. Eventually they even came out with a Steve Urkel doll, and also a cereal called Urkel O's. Jaleel White was born on November 7, 1976 and started coming in commercials at the age of 3. The first television role Jaleel had was in 1985 on "The Jeffersons." He also did a couple of TV movies before starring on "Family Matters."

Where are they now?
After the show ended, Jaleel White did the voice of one of the characters for the cartoon movie Quest For Camelot. He also did a TV series which only lasted a year called Grown Ups. In that sitcom he played a 24 year old post college graduate.

White graduated from UCLA Film School in 2001. He now lives in a condo in California and enjoys playing basketball, and is a professional writer. Credit's include Jaleel White's Blog on NBA.com

[Crazy Dave]

I saw the guy that plays the umpalumpa last night in my work.

[Flip]

/\ Did ya punt him like a football and say "Bad midget, no chocolate for you!!"

Oh man, imagine a midget version of Steve Urkel, that would be sooooo wrong. I would personally dismantle it and scatter the pieces all over OZ, to strike fear in the hearts of the lolly-pop guild, those fuckers have it coming. Don't they know that only I am the tallest man in midget-porn?

[Goodfellow]

Did your mom smoke lots of speed around you when you were younger?

[Flip]

Speed no, weed yes.

I'm just excentric or something.

Oh and Flowboy, where did your post about the Gordie Howe/ Wayne Gretzky's dad golf hat go? You didn't delete it because I made a lil joke about it did ya? That wouldn't be what inspired you to try and hurt my lil old feelings here, now would it *sniff sniff*

[Goodfellow]

I deleted it cuz Im just sellin it on ebay

I don't really need to look at a thread full of 7 yr olds