Jeremy...

[sNyx]

How many of you have had to keep a second eye on the steak knifes when around this guy?

Nothing is worse than waking up and finding both of you up and sunny when you have the mother of all hangovers....

But I agree - no knives for Jer, who knows who he might jab.

[BongMan]

stabby stabby

[mapleleaf4ever]

No option for Mini-Arab Sword?

[sNyx]

hahaha, funny you mention that
falls under the KLUTZ cat. ;)

[SWIFTBEATS]

hey just becuase I have dropped a few knifes and almost impailed myself or others a couple of times while I was extremley intoxicated doesnt mean that I should play with knifes.

[sNyx]

[lola_phyne]

I know many people who have had to keep an eye on anything sharp when jer's around. scissors, machetes, pens.. The list goes on.

[Erin]

Originally Posted by lola_phyne

I know many people who have had to keep an eye on anything sharp when jer's around. scissors, machetes, pens.. The list goes on.

My thoughts exactly.

Socks could be considered a dangerous weapon too when it comes to Jeremy. Those things could take down a bull at full charge.

Myles you should amend said poll please!

[Erin]

He also likes to light socks on fire. Especially when they are on sleeping peoples feet.

Yes, I have seen it done, in my own bed no less. I was worried about my sheets. :(

But he also shaved that persons eyebrow and wrote on his face with permanent marker. I am glad I wasn't the first to pass out that day.

[krisamata]

ya dont let him around coffee pots or axe spray and lighters either!
haha


although it is VERY entertaining

[BenGiovanni]

Originally Posted by Erin

He also likes to light socks on fire. Especially when they are on sleeping peoples feet.

but lighting socks on fire is fun... havnt u ever put a flame to ur socks and watched them engulf for 1/2 a sec then go away? and it removes the fuzzy lint at the same time

[onefour]

Originally Posted by Bozga

but lighting socks on fire is fun... havnt u ever put a flame to ur socks and watched them engulf for 1/2 a sec then go away? and it removes the fuzzy lint at the same time

its fun and practical at teh same time! how can you go wrong? lol

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Bozga

but lighting socks on fire is fun... havnt u ever put a flame to ur socks and watched them engulf for 1/2 a sec then go away? and it removes the fuzzy lint at the same time

No, no, no... Not burning the fizzies off...

Like actually on fire. He actually lights socks on fire and lets them burn while these poor people are sleeping.

It's quite funny.

[Mr.Dave]

Originally Posted by lola_phyne

I know many people who have had to keep an eye on anything sharp when jer's around. scissors, machetes, pens.. The list goes on.

Spears...

WATCH OUT GLOBAL!!

[Erin]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

Spears...

WATCH OUT GLOBAL!!

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Mr.Dave again.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SWIFTBEATS]

hey bevan?
"just rub some coke on it"
"well give me some more, it hurts!"

-S

[t-skywalker]

hahahahahaa this is sweet...jeremy you rock!!!!....good old sundays hahahaha...you n little D r somuch trouble....he has to sleep under the big dog in the closet...so noone can get him....chicken:) and its all about about roller chair knife fights.....hahahaahaha

[Lil Jenna]

Originally Posted by Avana

Socks could be considered a dangerous weapon too when it comes to Jeremy. Those things could take down a bull at full charge.

Myles you should amend said poll please!

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to Avana again.

LOL LOL

Sometimes when he comes over to my house... a few days later I will smell somethine funky in my livingroom or bedroom and I just KNOW its one of his socks that he left "by mistake". I find them in the oddest places too...

They are lethal and very deadly.

[Bevvy Swift]

Originally Posted by SWIFTBEATS

hey bevan?
"just rub some coke on it"
"well give me some more, it hurts!"

-S

hahshahahahahahaha thats was a golden moment in history

[mikey]

Jer tried to stab me with a butter knife one time.....

[lola_phyne]

Originally Posted by Mr.Dave

Spears...

WATCH OUT GLOBAL!!

Broomsticks... * click Pop Click Click* AFRRRRRRICA!

[lola_phyne]

One time he tried to shave myles.