3 Dog joke witch my mom sent me

[Hemp]

ok 3 dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer and a German Shepard are sitting in a vets
office and strike up a conversation.

The Doberman turns to the Boxer and asks, what are you here for?

"I'm a pisser", "I piss on everything", the sofa, the cat, the kid but the
final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owners bed.

So, what is the vet gonna do? the Doberman asks. "Lethal injection" came
the sad reply from the Boxer.


The Doberman turns to the Shepard and asked the same question.

"I'm a digger", I dig under fences, I dig up flowers and trees. I dig for
the hell of it. When inside I even dig up the carpets, but I went over the
limit when I dug a hole in the middle of the owner's couch. So, what they gonna go to you? "Lethal injection," replied the Dejected Shepard.

The Shepard asked the Doberman why he was there.

"I'm a humper. I'll hump anything, I'll hump the cat, pillows, the table,
fire hydrants. Whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my
owner had just gotten out of the and bent down to dry her toes and I
couldn't help myself and hopped on her back and started humping away.

The Boxer and Lab exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, lethal injection
for you too, huh?"

No, No, the Doberman said.

"I'm here to get my nails clipped."

[dabbler]

HAHAHAHA, nice one

[ja_raul]

Originally Posted by Hemp

..... Yesterday, my
owner had just gotten out of the and bent down to dry her toes and I
couldn't help myself and hopped on her back and started humping away.....

out of the what?

funny joke, harr harr

[scue]

Jimmy: They're taking it to the vi... the vi... the vii...
Chris: Come on Jimmy, we don't have a lot of time.
Jimmy: They took it back to the video s... the video s...
Randy: The video sandwich?
Chris: The video stockyard.
Randy: What's a video stockyard, Jimmy?
Jimmy: No, the video suh... the video s...tih...
Gerald: Stinger?
Chris: Staples. They went to the video Staples. Where's that, Jimmy?
Jimmy: N-n-NO, you retards! the video s...tore!

[Goat]

My Dog tried to hump a chick once.
Pretty ackward moment, let me tell you.

[galaxie]

haha
nice one!

[Jen-E-03]

lol that was not too bad :)

[~god~]

that made no sense!
when the Shepard asked the Doberman why he was there, why didn't he just say "to get my nails clipped??
why the whole "humper" speech?