What The Fuck?!?!?!?!!?

[Flip]

So I'm at meat bingo and I'm collecting money from people to pay our bar tab and I notice on one of the $10 bills there's a name and phone number: Baba 604-***-****. So I figured it would be funny to call the number and see what the story is. I figurewd maybe he gave hisa number to some slut and she didn't like him so she gave away the bill with his number on it. Regardless I wanted to make fun of someone and this seems like a safe bet.

So I call the number and it turns out that it is the B.C. cell phone number for some dude who happens to be in Mississauga Ontario. Apearantly he made a bet with some chick that they would both write thier name and phone number on a bill and put it into circulation, and this was like 4 weeks ago. The way someone would win thier bet is if somehow either him or her got thier dollar bill back into thier possetion, they would be able to get the person who lost, to do what ever the winner says. So for sexual purposes or other reasons, this dude really wants this $10 bill back. So apearantly he is gonna be in Delta next week and he will buy my $10 bill with his signature on it, for $50 cash. I guess if it means he can do whatever he wants to this slut he made the deal with, this is worth his while. So not only am I gonna get $50 for a $10 bill, but I also won a beef roast at bingo. Life is sweet!!!!

[Disco_Whore]

Couldn't he just cheat and write his name and number on another bill?

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by Disco_Whore

Couldn't he just cheat and write his name and number on another bill?

maybe they wrote down the number/letter codes on the bills as well?

[Flip]

No, apearantly she wrote his name and number in her hand-writing, while he wrote her name and number in his hand writing, that way the person who wrote the info would recognize thier own writing.

Worst case scenario is this guy is bullshitting and my $10 bill with his number on it is only worth $10, no big loss. But best case scenario, I trade a $10 bill with his name on it for a $50 bill, plus this dude gets to date-rape the slut he made the deal with. I guess I have nothing to lose and $40 to gain. Besides, I respect the deal he made and think he deserves to winhis bet and get some, plus I'll make him promise to yell out my namke while hs pounding her ass!

[thebobman]

This story is awesome because it begins "So I'm at meat bingo"

[Disco_Whore]

^Ahaha, I totally skimmed past that part!

And that makes way more sense that they wrote each other's names & numbers...sounds like someone was watching Serendipity.

[crookedking]

that's hilarious. sometimes i phone those numbers that you see in bathroom stalls, but they only get angry at me :(

[~*tct*~]

haha fuck ur awsome dude!

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

i want a piece

[Flip]

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

i want a piece

Piece of what? My sweet ass?

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

yup in one hand and kats in the other, i think since i have a big bootay, i would be the bst judge, i am touchin mine right now



where is bongman?, hes a good judge, we never tried the twoonie thing at ponchos either

[Flip]

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

we never tried the twoonie thing at ponchos either

Refresh my memory, I never remember much from ponchos. Besides, I charge a lot more than a twonie!

[gratia]

that fuckin rules....i love when shit like that happens......especially when you are at meat bingo!!!! ;)

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by Flip

Refresh my memory, I never remember much from ponchos. Besides, I charge a lot more than a twonie!

i told jeffy that he could bounce a twoonie off my ass, it can be done, but aim is greatly compromised when you drink enuf 1$ beers, good thing i got a big butt, so we can do it next wednesday

which reminds me i dont know if i can go my bro wont bbsit

[Sue Bitch]

meat bingo was awsome
but no more hot box when i have had a drink or two