Blonde joke worth reading!

[Ryan Ross]

A blind man enters a bar. He finds his way to
a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender in a loud voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna
hear a dumb 'blonde' joke?"
The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In a deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I
think it is just fair, given that you are blind, that you should
know five things.
One: The bartender is a blonde woman.
Two: The bouncer is a blonde woman.
Three: The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
boxer.
Four: The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Five: I'm a 6-foot, 200 pound blonde woman with a Ph.D., a black
belt in karate, and I have a very bad attitude.
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell
that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, then shakes his head and says:
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[dabbler]

awesome :)

[kichu]

very awesome

[veN]

Haha, good one!

[Sniper]

thats hilarious

[DefJef]

nice one!

[penguinabc123]

nice ryan, thanks for making me laugh :)

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

hahahahaha, nice

blond jokes rule, right up there with the yer momma ones

[Two_Six]

Hahaha, good one. I'm gonna have to remember this one.

[Liqwid]

wow.......ryan........that made me lol.......

.dalyn.

[mugwump]

that's an adaptation of a Danish joke about Swedes.