i am a beautiful slut who likes it in the butt

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Find the second letter in your first name......

A-Beautiful
B-Ugly
C-Pretty
D-Jewish
E-Gorgeous
F-Hot
G-Boyish
H-Preppy
I-Girly
J-Gothic
K-Punky
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Nerdy
O-Retarded
P-Gay
Q-Lesbian
R-Sexy
S-Lesbian
T-Emo
U-Christian
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the second letter in your last name......

A-Slut
B-Boy
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Girl
H-Jew
I-Motherfucker
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Geek
M-Whore
N-Crackwhore
O-Beauty Queen
P-Punk
Q-Queen
R-Alcoholic
S-Princess
T-Fucker
U-Asshole
V-Jackass
W-Babe
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now...What's Your Fav. Color......

Red- Who Likes It In The Butt
Blue- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Whos Good With My Hands
Yellow- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Green- Who Masterbates At Work
Pink- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Purple- Who Will Rock Your World
Black- Who Likes Bondage
White- Who Will Do Anything for Sex
Grey- Who Will Rock Your World

...now put a "i am" infront of that

[nabs]

A-Beautiful O-Beauty Queen Red- Who Likes It In The Butt


thanks kari, that really explains me. (im being sarcastic)

whew - for a second there I thought this was an advertisement for your services....

[hardstylin]

im a Preppy Alcoholic Who Likes Bondage

[decypher]

I'm a beutiful sex machine who masterbates at work.... hmmm

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by Avana

whew - for a second there I thought this was an advertisement for your services....

whew...at least i dont slut it up for free

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

Who Likes Bondage

so when are we hanging out?

[Pennywise]

beautful geek who likes porn 24/7

[mojo]

a girly slut who will do anything for crack

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

whew...at least i dont slut it up for free

Everyone has to make a living!

[mindgurl]

i am a beautiful slut who looks at porn 24/7

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by Avana

Everyone has to make a living!

tell that to your mom, hows the herpies?..hows she coping

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

so when are we hanging out?

soon as i put my finest sweater on and get drunk you beautiful slut!!! :)

[PaIniNyErAnUs]

Originally Posted by hardstylin

soon as i put my finest sweater and get drunk you beautiful slut!!! :)

dont forget i like it in the butt

Well at least you have graduated from the lame "anal sex" jokes....not that this is much better....

[shorerider]

Originally Posted by Pennywise

beautful geek who likes porn 24/7

wow, me too!

[nabs]

:p ...

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

dont forget i like it in the butt

dont worry i wont.

[FeelGood]

this thread fuckin' sucks.

[Gusto]

huh, i am a beautiful babe who looks at porn 24/7. neat.

[esoter1c]

I am a popular motherfucker that looks at porn 24/7.

[cutienikki]

i am a girly motherfucker who likes bondage....lmfao so true hahahahahahah

[Vitamin-X]

I am a popular Beauty Queen who looks at porn 24/7.

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by Lil Jenna

I am a georgous slut that masterbates at work...

sexy..

[-evil-duerr-]

Preppy asshole who masturbates at work....


hey, im not preppy!