Photo Battle: Chuck Norris vs. The Nuge - Page 4

cubed · #76 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 05

fable · #77 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 05

chuck works the ladies!

cubed · #78 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 05

The Nuge spat on an elephant and killed it.

fable · #79 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 05

chuck doesnt stand he hovers

cubed · #80 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 05

This loosely knit, nationwide organization, encourages hunters and meat processors to join forces in an effort to distribute game meat to the hungry. Since its inception in 1989, more than 1 million pounds of meat have been collected and distributed across the country.

Hunters participate in the program by donating game to participating meat processors. The hunter pays the standard processing fee and various food banks pick up and distribute the meat within days of its arrival.

The Nuge wins for Humanitarian purposes.

fable · #81 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 05

Quote:

Reader's Digest once noted a story of how Norris, true to his characters, prefers to find a non-violent way to solve a situation. Norris was in a bar once when a customer walked in and said to him, "You're in my seat. Move." Norris complied, and as the customer sat down, he recognized Norris. He then said, "Chuck, you could've kicked my butt if you wanted to. Instead of moving, why didn't you just attack me?" Norris' response: "What would that have accomplished?" Norris later said the experience resulted in him getting a new admirer and a new friend.

chuck norris could have easily thrown this rude bar patron into the liquor wall, and preceeded to pummel him with his bar stool, while charming up a local barstar hoochie, and kicking back some bar nuts, instead he humbly stepped away, and later it was reported that Chuck slammed the rude bar patrons wife, while he was working at the glue factory.

Chuck wins for both humility and being able to slam suckaz wives

esoter1c · #82 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 05

Nuge has a Pinball Machine !, Norris has "Pinballs".

cubed · #83 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 05

^that is on my christmas list.

cubed · #84 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 05

Fun fact about The Nuge:

Nugent is deaf in his left ear, but still has some hearing in his right ear. The hearing that still remains in his right ear is attributable to his using shell casings (which he often had in abundant supply) as ear plugs for his right ear (because the guitar amplifier was mostly to his right when he would perform).

fable · #85 (**permalink**) Dec 22, 05

pinball!? gimme a break, chuck played it once, and after ringing it out, it spontaneously blew up. No one plays after norris.

norris is a straight bboy

and he is well trained in the kama sutra!

Grapes · #86 (**permalink**) Dec 23, 05

It seems like, while both have some pretty hilarious pictures, Ted Nugent is the one who would actually scare you shitless were you to meet him in real life.

**sNyx** · #87 (**permalink**) Dec 23, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

I don't see why you need the quotation marks.... I'M SIDING WITH THE NUGE!!!

Cat Scratch Fever!!!!

becuase google will cross all references of Chuck AND Norris, so results like "Tommy's stomach was feeling a tad bit norris so he went to the washroom to up chuck" would return as a result. Quotes mean you find that exact statement. OK Misssss Google

Antenna_Boy · #88 (**permalink**) Dec 23, 05

Chuck Norris's MOM!!!!!!

cubed · #89 (**permalink**) Dec 23, 05

This is what The Nuge thinks about Chuck Norris.

Grapes · #90 (**permalink**) Dec 23, 05

Sometimes The Nuge looks like Jack Nicholson, which is of course huge bonus points for The Nuge.

.muffy. · #91 (**permalink**) Dec 23, 05

is it wrong to really want this for Christmas?

Rytalin · #92 (**permalink**) Dec 24, 05

Ted Nugent was once quoted saying "Jimmy got high, and Jimmy's dead. I went hunting, and I'm still Ted." during the peak of the war on drugs.

I think the Nuge wins just on that one alone.