A Grate Reed....

I work in a University, and I got this email yesterday from a student who owes late fees for handing in assigments late....the over the top dumb is great, I just had to share! TRUE STORY!

Originally Posted by Tony

Hi dare,

How bout you give me a deel and only charge me four one late charge. I have to wirk three jobs to fead my ate children. Luckerly at 10 and 12 years old my two oldist suns are vary strong so I've takin them out of schoole to help me with my three paper rootes. I hoope to pass on the paper rootes to the boys in a few years when they git a litel strongr and lirn how to reed. Hope fully theyl be qick lerners like me and kan injoy a good life lik me. Pleese let me now if you kan knot charge me fore thee late charges.

Tanks,

Tony

PS - If you choose not to waive the two late charges you can use my VISA card number that you have on my file. But remember you'll be adding to the debt I pass on two my eight lovely children.

[tiedye]

Don't they have some sort of screening process at universities? Like passing english 10?

Here is another email I got;

To hum it may concern,
Hi my name is Stacey and i am interested in taking your real estate course correspondent. So i was wondering if u could send me the papers to sign up as soon as possible.

[nabs]

^^^^^
hahahahahahhahaha

[wishbone]

a winnar is yuo

[nabs]

its good she wants to go to university, it will make her talk gooder.

[C_squared]

First of all Tony is a smart ass, you can tell by the perfect english in the ps note at the bottom. He just seems bitter he has to pay out money for handing in assignments late.

lirn how to reed.

Oh no, I know he is a smart ass, hence why I said over the top dumb. And really, he is the one that didn't get his ass in gear to hand his shit in on time.

But the other girl, she is the true story.

[C_squared]

^ Yeah, I'd love to meet her.

[decypher]

lol i'm sure you would carlos.

Originally Posted by C_squared

^ Yeah, I'd love to meet her.

Young, dumb and full of cum!