Chuck Norris is pissed!!!!

[b0ld]

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx


oh shit.......

[Chewy]

he doesnt sound that pissed..

you should change your statement to "chuck norris is a tiny little bit upset"

[veN]

ANY publicity is good publicity. Chuck is eating this up. A perfect opp to plug his books, and anything else he might be upto.

[b0ld]

Originally Posted by Chewy

he doesnt sound that pissed..

you should change your statement to "chuck norris is a tiny little bit upset"

he always has those swift moves though.... the most unsuspecting and then ~~ROUNDHOUSE KICK~~ out of no where!!!!

don't be fooled!!!

[honda tech]

hahahah i got this e-mail a while ago did find it to funny but chuck pissed didnt seem like it it looks like hes using it for promo

[Anjew]

he doesn't seem pissed at all.
Really good way for him to use this for his book.

[Technix]

At least he's not like other celebrities who will sue anything and everything to get their point across. He took it pretty well.

No 'texas walker' ass whoopin' this time.

[tiedye]

I think Chuck being pissed has something to do wiht all of this rain.. his intensity is causing global warming and melting our ice caps... and I think he's going to roundhouse kick that 9.0 earthquake into effect soon

[cubed]

norris is actually pissed because the nuge was on the big idea last night.

[Flip]

I think Chuck is more pissed off at Agro-Dave and Jeremy, for throwing a party called "Kick It Back", featuring NINJAs!!!....And Chuck wasn't even asked to spin or be a special guest Round-house Kicker. Chuck Norris spins the best Break-your-face Beats and Drum&Kickass you've ever heard. He doesn't even have to touch the records, he just flexes at his record box and the records jump onto the decks, mix themselves, scratch and put themselves away in the proper record sleeves. Chuck hates finding his records out of order!!

Look out Dave and Jeremy, or you just might get round-house kicked all the way into Kiss 2006!! That's the only reason I'm going to Kick It Back.

[automatic]

it's too bad that you have to order chuck norris's books direct from chuck norris, but the problem was that whenever they were put on a bookshelf in a bookstore or library, his books would roundhouse kick the shit out of all of the other books in the shop all night long, and in the morning you'd be knee deep in confetti!

[Edoe]

Originally Posted by automatic

it's too bad that you have to order chuck norris's books direct from chuck norris, but the problem was that whenever they were put on a bookshelf in a bookstore or library, his books would roundhouse kick the shit out of all of the other books in the shop all night long, and in the morning you'd be knee deep in confetti!

i kinda hope one day chuck gets bored of kicking
so he'll write a book on it
so other people can learn to kick like him
but that wouldn't work if its genetic..

[-evil-duerr-]

chuck norris is getting played out.
charles bronson could take em.