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Jan 16, 06
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u need at least 2 bandana's
1 4 ur 4head and 1 4 ur nose/mouth the ninja shoes would probably add some authenticity aswell hoodie could work but wrap up your forarms in tight black cloth it'll look more like forarm bracers :P black hobo gloves 2, because ninja's need their finger dexterity to pick locks, steal and such p.s. ninja's r sweet 
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With saying this, along with razor technique, mental prowess, and inhuman speed the ninja must fashion an outward apearance that will deflect attention, enhance ones ability to blend in with his/her surroundings, and at the same time allow oneself maximum freedom as to be unhampered when delivering a multitude of direct and leathel chops, kicks and the occasional blow dart. Translation: a hoodie, bandana and faux ninja pants aint gonna cut it grasshopper! I am appalled that your clan or ninja master have not provided you with the mystical garb of the ninja, but in these dark days it is understandable. I would pass on my old wardrobe, that i wore proudly in my junior ninja days, but alas i have passed it on to my little ninja brother. Here is a few suggestions: Head to the indian/middle eastern areas of mainstreet (marine up to 49th) This is a favorite r+r location for the South Asian Urban Ninja Assembly (aka: SAUNA - but dont share this with ANYONE!) Upon purchasing a number of different assortment of tasty dosas, and somasas, its time to shop. Please note this path deviates from the more asian related depiction of the classic ninja, But there has been a substantial merging of cultures, so dont get your nun-chukz in a knot! -Look for a pure black child size kaffeah, this will lend to easier breathing, and tying a full secure wrap that will not constrict by the fact it is not attached to your tunic. If this unaccesable, then set out to look for a burkah, this will also be suitable. -Next set out for a tunic, the middle eastern people perfer light silk or similair tunics, and one with a closed neck with no buttons(rather string) will be suitable. If you do infact have more time, a more suitable one may be found in our well guarded and well stocked chinatown chapterhouse. But beware, many a pushy, loud, frail asian ladies are rapant- they are really our elite force of royal gaurds, quick to anger, and even quicker with a bbq peking duck across your dome, if you are abruot or rude! - You have been warned! -The pants are fairly easy to find. The ones i currently use are actaully belong to the husband of this cantonese princess i bedded, just after giving her unattentive, and ill equiped (below the belt too!) mate with a savage half moon spinning dual kick to the junk, followed by the 1.5 finger death strike to the nape of the neck (fairly routine - but good practise) But i digress! I would say your best chances would be to find a pair of all black, second hand chefs pants. Many early chefs in this city where fledgling ninjas, and an easy front for their alternative lives. The older pants will be well worn in, and flexible as to give your freedom of movement, when deliverying any number of leathal flipping, spinning back kicks able to spit muthafuggas hedons like a chinese thousand year egg! I hope this will help you along with your journeys to outfit yourself for your upcoming journeys. Please note, SAUNA takes no interest in wack, played out badly dressed ninjas ,and may be apt to send a few stinging robins beak darts your way, if you try to front, SO DONT. And if you are able to find what you are needed, you are welcome to join us at our next all city gathering, where we will see about getting you into the brother/sister/and your greasy greasy mother-HOOD. over + out -he who ruptures scrotums for fun- 
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when i dressed up as a ninja for halloween i just went to howtodresslikeaninja.com. they're really good. you don't have to order any of their stuff (they tell you what you need) but i find that it's polite to give them some money because they need it.
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Coming to Kick it - Ninja Style?
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Hahaha, what a great thread.
Man I remember looking at that real ultimate power wbsite a couple years ago. So funny!!! And what a response by Fable. Only a rel Ninja could formulate such a reply. Props and Shurikins...
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