Feb 14, 06
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I will survive!
New version of I WILL SURVIVE:
Sing it girls ( maybe in your head, if you are reading this at work) Ready....set...go..... At first I was afraid, I was pertrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years, just waiting for a man that long, Then I grew strong, And I knew I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a french fry! I should have know it was bullshit, Just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say that size don't count??!! (Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! Cuz long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handfull of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud. When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! (Chorus) I will survive! I will survive! Cuz long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handfull of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! 
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Feb 14, 06
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hahaha thats golden **
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Feb 15, 06
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lmfao.... hilarious
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Feb 15, 06
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hehe, love it.
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