Mar 18, 06
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best joke ever
so lets have it... tell me your best jokes that you all know..
Heres one of my favourites ill try to tell it right... So there is this elementary teacher whos class is just learning about puberty. She goes in the next day after they all got the speach about "growing up" and she looks at the chalk board and sees on the bottom corner a tiny little penis drawn . A little disturbed by it she rubs it off and goes on with her day not saying anything about it. The next day she goes in only to find that the penis was drawn again just a tad bit bigger. Again she rubs it off and goes on with her day. After school she goes home and tells her husband about it , he says "its ok hun... boys will be boys, they are just learning about all this." So the next day she goes into her class room to find the penis was drawn even bigger than before, like a quarter of the size of the chalk board!! Now she is starting to get a little pissed off untill she looks on her desk and sees a shiny red apple and thinks its ok as my husband says boys will be boys. So she rubs the penis off and and goes on with her day but you can tell that she is a little angry at her class. That night when she got home she kept on telling herself its ok these boys are just a little immature because of everything they had just learned. The next morning when she got in to work she looked at on the board only to see the penis had been drawn the size of half the chalk board !!!but yet again on her desk was a bright shiny apple. So she rubs the penis off and goes on with her day being extra snappy at her class, giving a couple of them detention. Thinking all of this would be over she went into class the next day only to see the penis was now the size of the whole chalk board!!! That was it she got so pissed off that when her students came in she started yelling at them saying if no one would admit to doing this she was going to write letters home to all their parents about this incident. Then one little boy from the back stood up and proudly said "well you know, the more you rub it the bigger it gets!!!!!" Last edited by fantasy20; Mar 18, 06 at 02:31 PM. 
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