Bartending 101

[fantasy20]

Here we have it people time for bartending 101.........
This is how it goes , name your favourite drinks/shooters... karma for those who can come up with the most exotic shit, name whats ingrediants are in it and how to make it!!

Well what can i say my all time fav has got to be ... SEX ON THE BEACH!!!

Here are some of my other favourites
CHINA WHITE :creme de cacao with baileys layered on top
BAZZOOKA JOE : baileys, creme de banane, and blue curacao shaken
PORN STAR : blue curacao and raseberry sourpuss shaken

[tiedye]

mine's classy.

Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker

1 ounce JD, 1 ounce Jose Cuervo. .. tastes like shit but you're tanked quick.

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by tiedye

mine's classy.

Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker

1 ounce JD, 1 ounce Jose Cuervo. .. tastes like shit but you're tanked quick.

I thought that a RMBF was
(in a 2oz. shot glass)
-1/3rd jack
-1/3rd 151
-1/3rd tequila

my liver hurts just thinking about it.

[Ms.Tarantula]

INCREDIBLE HULK

1oz hypnotic
1oz hennesay

mmmmmmmmm rage :)

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

I thought that a RMBF was
(in a 2oz. shot glass)
-1/3rd jack
-1/3rd 151
-1/3rd tequila

my liver hurts just thinking about it.

never when I've ordered one.. but fuck that sounds like it'd do the job a lot better. Nothing says drunk like 151.


Here's another favourite made by a buddy of mine, to fuck up really "tough" customers:

Jaiya Missile

in a glass:
1/2 ounce JD
1/2 ounce jose
1/2 ounce weisers special blend

in a shot glass:
1 ounce 151

drop the shot and slam.

[fantasy20]

ouch now tht one sounds painfull... sure would get you drunk though

[cubed]

Originally Posted by tiedye

mine's classy.

Rocky Mountain Bear Fucker

1 ounce JD, 1 ounce Jose Cuervo. .. tastes like shit but you're tanked quick.

WRONG!

[cubed]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

I thought that a RMBF was
(in a 2oz. shot glass)
-1/3rd jack
-1/3rd 151
-1/3rd tequila

my liver hurts just thinking about it.

1oz. glass. but...

DING! DING! DING!

We have a winner.

[tiedye]

the bartender never threw 151 in mine

[cubed]

I made this one up while bored behind the bar...

"LAZY RUSSIAN"

1/3 oz. Vanilla Stoli
1/3 oz. Malibu
1/3 oz. Banana Liquer
Splash of Pineapple Juice

Shaken on ice, then strained into a 2 oz. shot glass.

[cubed]

Originally Posted by tiedye

the bartender never threw 151 in mine

Then he made it wrong, and probably isn't much of a bartender.

[tiedye]

this one KILLED me.. tastes good though

Black Sabbath

2oz bourbon
2oz dark rum
2oz Jagermeister

Combine all ingredients in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a chilled highball glass filled with ice cubes, and serve.

[C_squared]

made this one up a long time ago... do if you dare:

'dirty sanchez'

in tall shot glass:
1/2 tequila
1/2 spiced rum
add few drops of tabasco sauce to taste.

[tiedye]

^^^
GROSS! those tobasco shots put me over a toilet everytime.

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by tiedye

^^^
GROSS! those tobasco shots put me over a toilet everytime.

trust. if you like spicy food, this actualy tastes really good.

[Miss T]

I just found a new one that is so good!

Crispy Crunch
1/2 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
1/2 oz white creme de cacao

[tiedye]

I love spicey food.. but my buddy made a shot with

1/2oz weisers deluxe
1/4oz tequila
1/4oz wild turkey
and a few drops of tobasco

and I couldn't drink for the rest of the night - only time alcohol has ever done that to me

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by tiedye

I love spicey food.. but my buddy made a shot with

1/2oz weisers deluxe
1/4oz tequila
1/4oz wild turkey
and a few drops of tobasco

and I couldn't drink for the rest of the night - only time alcohol has ever done that to me

rye & tequila to me would equal a violent hangover.

stick to mixing hard bar that's generaly from the same continent... lol

[ash1ee]

i dont like shooters.

maybe the odd mind fuck here and there.

1oz vodka
1oz kahlua
splash of soda.


people who think they are ballers ordering trays of fruity shooters make me laugh.
helllllooooo..don't you know you are paying for mostly juice. suckers.

[dabbler]

liquid cocaine : goldschlager and jager

(ive had this made with mostly goldschlager, and a little jager, as well as the exact thing inverted, mostly jager and a little goldschlager)

also just discovered absinthe martini's.... yum

[cubed]

I make a pretty mean lychee martini.

1 oz Vodka

1 oz Soho

Splash of Pink Grapefruit

Shake on ice, strain into cocktail glass.

THE BITCHES LOVE THIS SHIT!!!

=P

[mapleleaf4ever]

One I came up with.

Jade Bhudda Martini

2 Shots - Asian Pear Uphoria
2 Shots - Green Apple Smirnoff
Splash - Malibu

Served with a Lime Rind Spiral

[ash1ee]

jim..the bitches love my lychee more!

1oz soho
1oz stoli raz
splash cran
splash pineapple

[frankie_V]

soho is goooooood!!

[FeelGood]

jackn' pepper.

4oz dr pepper
2oz jack daniels

how i came up with this concoction i dont know, but with the dr pepper being so sweet and jack being a tad on the sour side they seem to balance each other out.

not really a drink you would purchase at a bar/club, more a mix it and drink it at home. give it a try.