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Confucius say.....
- Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone
- Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around
- Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk
- Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it
- Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left
- Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
- Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
- Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
- Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
- Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
- Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly
- Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on
- Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
- Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week
- Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent
- Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts
- Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired
- Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted
- Confucius say, man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist
- Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level
- Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel
- Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck
- Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot
- Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
- Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
- Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy
- Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people
- Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean
- Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok
- Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
- Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman's well, often catches crab
- Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better
- Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts
- Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders
- Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement
- Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
- Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot
- Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew
- Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up
- Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
- Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic
- Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny
- Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
- Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit
- Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground
- Confucius say, woman who go to man's apartment for snack, get titbit
- Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth
- Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag
- Confucius say, man who kisses girl's behind, get crack in face
- Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town
- Confucius say, man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts
- Confucius say, man who buy drowned cat, get wet pussy
- Confucius say, man trapped in pantry, have ass in jam
- Confucius say, learn to masturbate - come in handy
- Confucius say, girl who sit on jockey's lap get hot tip
- Confucius say, girl who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge
- Confucius say, waitress who sit on lepper's lap, keep tip
- Confucius say, man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose
- Confucius say, cow with no legs, ground beef
- Confucius say, two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
- Confucius say, baby born in car with automatic transmission, grow to become shiftless bastard
- Confucius say, finding old man in dark, not hard
- Confucius say, man who smoke pot, choke on handle
- Confucius say, OK for shit to happen - will decompose
- Confucius say, man with head on railroad track, listening for train to come, get splitting headache
- Confucius say, man who sneeze without tissue take matter into own hands
- Confucius say, secretary become permanent fixture, when screwed on desk
- Confucius say, man who drive like hell, bound to get there
- Confucius say, man who sit on tack, get point
- Confucius say, man who put cream in tart, not always baker
- Confucius say, woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring
- Confucius say, sex on beach like American beer - fucking near water
- Confucius say, man who masturbate, only screwing himself
- Confucius say, woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom
- Confucius say, support bacteria - is only culture some people have
- Confucius say, man with athletic finger, make broad jump
- Confucius say, man who sit on upturned tack, rise above all
- Confucius say, wash face in morning, neck at night
- Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke
- Confucius say, man who sleep with old hen, find it better than pullet
- Confucius say, man piss in wind, wind piss back
- Confucius say, man who eat pussy, do lip service
- Confucius say, girl who marry detective, like to kiss dick
- Confucius say, men may have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole, women have more
- Confucius say, woman wearing G-string, high on crack
- Confucius say, virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick
- Confucius say, man who pull woman's bra strap, may get bust in face
- Confucius say, woman who pounce on dead rooster, go down on limp cock
- Confucius say, man who fall in vat of molten glass, make spectacle of self
- Confucius say, man who jump through screen door, strain self
- Confucius say, man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A flat minor
- Confucius say, man who put face in punchbowl, get punch in nose
- Confucius say, woman who sink in man's arms, soon have arms in man's sink
- Confucius say, man who put cock on stove, have hot rod
- Confucius say, man who fuck in cemetery may end up fucking dead
- Confucius say, man who jizz in cash register come into money
- Confucius say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time
- Confucius say, man who eat too many prunes, get good run for money
- Confucius say, man who finger girl having period get caught red handed
- Confucius say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers
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Mar 21, 06
