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Apr 03, 06
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This is way to weird!
I'm on MSN and posting this for Josh (Silverwaters) He's forwarding his emails to me! However I'm suspicious that he's making it all up as a late April Fools Joke, it's a lil weird. Even for him!!
haha so if it's Josh making this up to fool me, it's worth posting anyway! If not it's just WARPED!!! and I don't get it Josh let me know if I'm missing anything --------------------- Hello Josh thatnk you for your interest in my mayonaise from Afghanistan. We have 8 barrels of mayo for you and you will need to pick it all up because I think that you can use it all because it is very taste and wonderful especially in sanwiches and is low in fat Are you fat? because it is low in fat because of the low calories if you can take all 8 barrels times 55 litres from me from Afghanistan I will think you will enjoy the pleasant taste Thank You ------------------------ (Josh) yes we would like to get them do u know what a god time will be and wher do we go? Thanks. ----------------------- The Barrels of delicious mayo are in Afghanistan. If you could help arrange payment to fly these delicious treats to you and your family it would be great. It is free mayo, free mayo for the people of America from your friends of Afhanistan from the war of the terrorism. I would like to think of you in a special way to ensure that I can have you send me and my friends at the bank $10 000 10 THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS. Then the mayo can be sent to you for your lovely home in which you can play with your meat ------------------------- (Josh) hahaha dope i new this was bs. but will u play with my meat? ----------------------- Yes I think if you would like me to ACCEPT yor mooney you will be in my rules or I will be like U sama. Free mayo for your entire LIFE and a beautiful wife. what do you ensure that when I find out about who is over my fronteir in their home country to eat and deserve whatever the time I will GET YOU IN YOUR HOUSE with a KFIFE and mayo SEND NOW --------------------- (Josh) cool got any hot pics -------------------- I want to play with your meat and a knife ---------------------  this is me after I found americano scum in the mayo which I clean for you in my househould before I send you the free mayo for $10 000 (TEN THROUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS) and plase be advised that it is a cleanliness product in the supermarkets of my hometown of Kabul AFGHANISTAN and meet the government requirements for taste for your sexy meat --------------------------  Talk to the hand not to the left where the shit runs one more time for the last chance for you to recieve my mayonaise and if you want to listen over there you are a n american household name being on top of free food from my very desperatly poor people here in the wet deserts of Kabul AFGHANISTAN I would like you to also sponsor my family and friends to help because for only $100 (100 AMERICAN DOLLARS) per day You can sponsor a child with free mayonaise everyday do you like the idea or do you not are you talking or smiling with wisdom or does the wisdom that there or is my hand of your meat strokes --------------------------- I will send you me wifes for the times you get up to cook and for clean  and the times when the desires for meat is too mjuch because I have many special favoer for you since I have special favour from you for $100 (TEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS!!!!!) when isn't the time for your lovely band of marriage with sex in a bed of lettuce tomatoe and a burger with MAYONAISE and lots of love for the people of afghanistan please if you would like for love these girls are beautiful I can ssure you do you like the sexy? ----------------------------- (Josh) ok ok ill do it how do i send the cash? Last edited by AGROculture; Apr 03, 06 at 08:47 PM. 
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Apr 03, 06
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*falls over*
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Apr 03, 06
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It's gotta be the strangest thing I've read in a long time
Josh man.... I don't know what to say about the convo you're having or who you're talking about and why but........ WTF???!!!!
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Apr 03, 06
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Can u think of the time or place to send me the free mayo money for yourself with my pretty strange tits fulll of mayo bags of time when can u send me to my account in the bank
Please accpet my aprication award for my mayonaise in the time you are waiting for the barrels you can please send me my AMERICAN DOLLARS TEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS holy wow!!! Please accept to many sandwiches from my mighty sword
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Apr 03, 06
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this is what he said after i called him trippy.
fuckin trippy are you fat is the answer is correct. please allow my ACCOUNT MANAGER to manage our TRANACTION in the being for time is URGENT for I believe is the one time we should get togethor for one more day I must think of you as the contractor and the FUNDS SENDER for free mayonaise ALL AMERICAN MAYONAISE with free AMERICAN MONEY which is $1000 (TEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS] Please do not have the time to send it, then please be advised of the minor compliment from my time to send you the PRODUCT
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Apr 03, 06
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More messages being forwarded to me.......
(Josh) wow ur fukin trippy! man are u fat ? -------------------------- fuckin trippy are you fat is the answer is correct. please allow my ACCOUNT MANAGER to manage our TRANACTION in the being for time is URGENT for I believe is the one time we should get togethor for one more day I must think of you as the contractor and the FUNDS SENDER for free mayonaise ALL AMERICAN MAYONAISE with free AMERICAN MONEY which is $1000 (TEN THOUSAND AMERICAN DOLLARS] Please do not have the time to send it, then please be advised of the minor compliment from my time to send you the PRODUCT
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Apr 03, 06
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lol we said the same thing!
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Apr 03, 06
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oops forgot to post this one which was before that one.....I think
------------- Who is you are not being worthwhile to be seriously on the top of why you are appealing to my minor persistaance of the time when you please PLEASE accept my delicious creamy white paste my time is for your lust in my love for your american money so please ensure I will accept it for your faith in our TRANSACTION
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Apr 03, 06
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but then that would be weird cause he would be sending emails to himself
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Apr 03, 06
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to much time I belive to assist you in letting you know that it I has SOLD the mayo for free to the American townsperson in NEW YORK CITY please be advised to advise me of your situation when the money can be sent (10 thousand american dollars) because I wish not to have sold the mayonaise but it is gone
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Apr 04, 06
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this doesnt suprise me coming from josh..LOL!! ps josh..u sent me the red one..is that the one u want me to use? and ill have to tile it
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Apr 04, 06
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Watch out! Sounds like a scam to me.
PS : This shit is funny.
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Apr 05, 06
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Apr 07, 06
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Soo random!! lol that is just too funny...
josh you crack me up you cracker!
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Apr 08, 06
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