25 reasons you know you've grown up!

[sNyx]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break
up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never
going to
drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh shit what the hell happened?"

Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

[matéo]

mint!

haha

[Gusto]

worst day of my life

Myles, I am not sure what I hate more, this list, or you for posting it.

I feel old. :(

[PwInCeSs]

Originally Posted by Gusto

worst day of my life

hah aww agreed
disapointing

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

16. You take naps.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never
going to
drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

am I getting old. . .at 18?

[baby-phat]

hehe.. Wow, do I ever feel old now. :p
But I still do say "I'm never gonna drink that much again".. lol

[sNyx]

funny story, I found that going thru old porn support emails. lol

[tiedye]

as in elderly porn?

[sNyx]

nah, free stuff

[hardstylin]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

funny story, I found that going thru old porn support emails. lol

is there anything porn cant do?

[Ray!]

nice!!!!
so true

[ja_raul]

Originally Posted by baby-phat

hehe.. Wow, do I ever feel old now. :p
But I still do say "I'm never gonna drink that much again".. lol

I only feel this way after a night of really really heavy drinking.

"man, alcohol is the worst, why do I drink this shit? The hangovers are never worth it, thats it, NO MORE"

But, I always go back.

[baby-phat]

^ Same.. hehe. Maybe that means I shouldn't drunk so much.. hmm. :)

[Flip]

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

That is the only one that applies to me, probably because I'm Jewish, not because I'm old.

Oh and I guess the one about not knowing when Taco Bell closes, but I've only eaten ther once in my life and that was like 6 years ago.

[Jeaninah]

The list is definately missing one

-You shop for laundry soap that includes fabric softener to save you both time and money.

Fuck. I'm like a grandma.

[Liqwid]

omg, u guys!!!!!!!! :(

[neoh]

true story :(

[scue]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

Who doesn't?

[klockwize]

that list made me laugh......then cry lol

[sidekick]

17 out of 25.

most depressing thread ever.

[mikey]

the truth hurts.

[Joanne]

wow, I guess this means I'm still a kid!


:D

[decypher]

I'll never forget when taco bell closes...

[Kraig]

Hahaha... nice one.