Do you give the ass or the crotch?

[Goat]

Fight Club summed it up best. When passing a total stranger by in a tight squeeze do you give the ass or the crotch?

I never really thought about it until I saw the movie

Definitely the...

[MC Hammered]

I give the crotch and take their ass.

[Goat]

Too bad "I stick it in bums" isn't an option.

[Sarah...]

hahahaha...

well when I reflect back on my day.... it looks like the crotch.....hmm

I think I'm subconciously protective of my ass and dont want strangers touching or looking at it....hah I dont know?

[justShell]

yeah. id have to say the crotch.. and good God are you bored...
ps. i need to watch fight club again. i havent seen it soberly in years, meaning i remember absolutely none of it.

[esoter1c]

As long as you're on top you're not gay.

[sNyx]

[Crazy_BC_Chick]

i give the ass

[Heffy]

I would have to say crotch.

[Gusto]

usually the crotch, thats just how i roll.

[impure]

the ass.
seems a little less personal.

[tiedye]

I stick with Tyler Durden's strategy. The random fellow next to me gets the ass, the hot flight attendant gets the crotch.

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by tiedye

I stick with Tyler Durden's strategy. The random fellow next to me gets the ass, the hot flight attendant gets the crotch.

That's clearly the right answer, you win........nothing.

[TrixX]

i rock the crotch! that way you have a visual of what you are doing and can avoid any such touching. geeez, if i assed my way through i could end up brushing the crotchal region of the other passer by and give the wrong idea!

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by TrixX

i rock the crotch! that way you have a visual of what you are doing and can avoid any such touching. geeez, if i assed my way through i could end up brushing the crotchal region of the other passer by and give the wrong idea!

I think it worx both ways....:285:

[FeelGood]

depends on the person.

crotch if im trying to be nice.
ass with a nice swift fart if they seem to be a bitch.

[wishbone]

crotch, 100%. Never turn face to an enemy.

[miss.myra]

ass.

i've got budonkadonk in the trunk, it gives me a nicer cushion between me and some creep i don't know.

[dave mcnasty]

c'mon this is easy

ass for a guy

crotch for a girl

[Bevvy Swift]

neither. i spontaneously lose 25 pounds whilst squeezing by some stanger.

[Goat]

^Well, that explains the smell at least...

[Hot Karl]

i usually let them decide by yelling "ASS OR CROTCH?!!?" until i get an answer.

[Ryan Ross]

Originally Posted by eighty5

depends on the person.

crotch if im trying to be nice.
ass with a nice swift fart if they seem to be a bitch.

"excuse me officer! I just got hit by a shuffle by farting!"

[kAyB]

i never really thought bout that...

[Vitamin-X]

Do you really want to turn your back on a stranger?