Apr 29, 06
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office pranks
20+ cups on desk
Fill about 20 or more paper cups up with water, place them next to each other on your victims desk. Then staple them all together, stand back and watch as he/she arrives at work and is clueeless about how to go about removing the cups off the desk. The Zoo called Call someone at the office while they are away and leave a message saying Mr. Lyon (or Mr. Behr) called and would appreciate a call back. Then leave the phone number for the local zoo on the answering machine for this person to call. Where are those paperclips? Make a few copies of paperclips then put those copies back inside the paper tray. Whoever uses the copier next will get their copies with those paperclips on them and will look all over trying to hunt them down. Pick Up The Entire Phone Wrap a very small piece of wire around the phone cord so both ends are tied together. When the phone rings and your victim goes to pick up the receiver, he will up with the entire phone base with it. Upside Down Cup Fill a cup with water about half way. Then place an index card over the cup. Then turn the cup upside down on your co-worker's desk. Finally, carefully slide the index card out from underneath the cup. Whenever your co-worker decides to pick the cup up, he will be drenched in water. Party Mix At the next pot luck luncheon. You bring the Chex Party Mix. But get creative, mix in some Pup-eroni dog food snack. Just break them into little pieces and throw them in the same bowl...stir it up and nobody will tell the difference New Employee Prank Send a new employee for various mythical items such as: Double sided transperencies, Dehydrated Water, Bucket of compressed air, A one molar solution of water, A stanchion remover, A bucket of steam, A phallopian tube, A long weight (long wait), A short weight, Short circuits, Lightning bolts, Skyhooks, A mattababe (as in what's a mattababe), A dickfore (same as above), A piston return spring, A left handed wrench, hammer, razor..., Agent Orange (paint color), Sparkplugs for a desiel engine, A short/long stand, A chain stretcher, Hydraulic cement bender, and Snowtires for the shopping carts. Hostage Situation In The Office Take something that your co-worker needs. Such as his mouse and leave a ransom note in its place. Don't tell him who you are. Just tell him where to leave the money for it. Screen Capture Take a screen capture of someone's screen. It would work best if they have a program open. Then save the screen capture as an image and use that as their desktop background picture. It will confuse the heck out of them when they see their desktop icons over their microsoft word. Water Cooler Prank If your office has a water cooler with paper cups on the side, then this should be an easy prank. All you have to do is puncture a tiny hole with a thin sewing needle near the top of the cups. When your co-workers go to get a drink of water. they won't notice the hole until they drink it and notice the dribbling of water down their shirt. Last edited by Ms.Tarantula; Apr 29, 06 at 10:38 PM. 
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^^ Oohhhhhh
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Apr 30, 06
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The New Employee Tricks are always a riot
- Go fetch a Bucket of Propwash... the Green kind... - Can you go ask the Pilot for the key to the Rear Bulk Door? - Find me 50' of Flight Line... They go on.
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Apr 30, 06
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hheh the stuff we've done at work..... getting a pale of marbles and putting it upside down on the person's desk so when they see this pale there like "wtf" try to remove it next thing you know marbles all over the place..
Or wrapping everything in there cubical with tin foil... We even popped the keys of the keyboard and wrapped them up to and put them back.... Or the most nastiest one.... We use an instant messaging system to communicate to people in management and tier 2 tech's well in this messaging system you can totally turn your name into someone elses name such as the ceo of the company and play with them.... Best prank was when someone played a trick on management they were messaging a supervisor and the person who was sending them these messages had there name as the site director and was saying that there was a certain employee that the police were looking for and that the supervisor needed to calmly ask that person to come with them and meet in a huddle room because the police would capture them there..... Rofl so here's this supervisor and this agent sitting in the room and they dunno wtf is going on..... hahahahahahha nobody has a clue.... Last edited by b0ld; Apr 30, 06 at 08:40 AM.
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Apr 30, 06
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the track is bad for jokes.
the new employee one "go ask your boss for the key to the quarter pole" the quarter pole is just a marker on the inside rail of the track marking where a quarter mile is. my old boss used to hide behind the corner of our barn with a pea shooter and hit barb heads' crew with peas, they never figured it out. but they did jump pretty high.
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^^ Hahaha
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Apr 30, 06
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there's also the time another trainer, mark cloutier, and my boss found out that the tiny handheld dolphin wasn't just some weird toy of mine but it was a water gun.
they would palm it and pretend to sneeze, and spray a near by person with the gun. one jocks agent almost punched mark and a british gallop boy spit on him. it is like elementry school but it is fun sometimes. my buddy joey loves to call the foreign security guards at the entry gate and ask them to page "mike hunt" or "mike hock" every time there's a new guard hired he tries it.
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May 01, 06
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Quote:
if they're old be sure to include some ky and viagra
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May 02, 06
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May 02, 06
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Quote:
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May 03, 06
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The Tin foil prank IN ACTION
 MUAHAHA
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May 03, 06
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this one would be SO AWESOME:
fill the cubicle up with packing foam lol lol 
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May 05, 06
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oh WTF thats hilarious!! ^
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