The Vice Guide To Vancity.

[esoter1c]

http://viceland.com/int/vancouver/ht...php?country=ca

:285:

[prozac]

lol @ "obnoxious marijuana celebrities"

[Ragga_Wh0re]

Coffee is the Drive’s forte. Café Roma is an oversized Italian coffee-shop conveniently located next to the liquor store. It’s always full of sweet-talking teenagers and old, cranky, caffeinated wops slipping off to the back room to catch up on their poker game.

hahahahaha!my uncle is a regular at cafe roma.oh man.hahahahaha.shit couldnt be more true.

[Lojikol]

lol im glad they appologized for nickleback.

[miss.myra]

i like how they looked like the captured all the fashion 'do's' at a misanthropy/seamrippers party or the now defunct marble arch on a saturday night and they got the fashion 'dont's' mostly in crackdon.


ps- writing is top notch OMG MICHAEL MANN!@$

[Berzerk]

that was probally the greatest thing i have read this week.

i look foward to moving to the city soo much more now.

[Ms.Tarantula]

awesome.

[Silverwinged]

i just peed a little

[ebbomega]

Originally Posted by miss.myra

ps- writing is top notch OMG MICHAEL MANN!@$

hah... was gonna mention this...

[Gusto]

i just wanted to say "michael mann" again, so that he'll see this when he searches his name later and possibly be embarassed.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Laughing... so... hard... typing... is... challenge...

[stephen_c]

awesome,
but barely legal aliens = japanese?
lol, we all look the same to vice.

[Gusto]

i heard that vice is a racist gangbang

[prozac]

^ no please. just let that cockroach die already!

[Gusto]

ahahaha fine.

[Grapes]

Oh the nostalgia... the homesickness...

Strip club report was my favorite, basically 100% on the money accounts of Vancouver's peeler bars. Kudos

[stephen_c]

^
u mean this:

NO. 5 ORANGE (205 Main St.) Smack dab in the middle of Junkieville and across the street from the cop shop, but a quality place nonetheless. The line between strippers and prostitutes can become blurred here; don’t expect “extras” from the stage dancers, but there is a back room with a bed and a locked door. Whether you want to get drunk, get a lap dance, get beat up by a biker, or watch the VIP girls bitch-slap each other in the parking lot, there’s something here for everyone. Decent burgers too, for a strip joint.


but how did u know?
BUSTED! :)

[dabbler]

total wankfest. vice sucks

[dj4mula]

i <3 Vice Magazine. funny article. heh

[Grapes]

Originally Posted by stephen_c

^
u mean this:

NO. 5 ORANGE (205 Main St.) Smack dab in the middle of Junkieville and across the street from the cop shop, but a quality place nonetheless. The line between strippers and prostitutes can become blurred here; don’t expect “extras” from the stage dancers, but there is a back room with a bed and a locked door. Whether you want to get drunk, get a lap dance, get beat up by a biker, or watch the VIP girls bitch-slap each other in the parking lot, there’s something here for everyone. Decent burgers too, for a strip joint.


but how did u know?
BUSTED! :)

Why am I busted?

[spanky_mcnutz]

“Don’t no motherfuckers do anything in this town without talking to Captain Garbage first. I run the garbage in this town. If you got a problem with your garbage—somethin’ you can’t fix—well, you come have a sit-down here with me in this garbage and I’m-a handle it. Simple as that.”

I don't quite know why but i just about had a heart attack when i read this part.

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by prozac

^ no please. just let that cockroach die already!

Easy moth.

Originally Posted by dabbler

total wankfest. vice sucks

"Grandview Park is the beating heart of all this hullabaloo. It's kind of like the sanctuary from Logan's Run, except everybody is dressed a whole lot stupider"
Stupider...yeah, that's genius alright.

Originally Posted by dj4mula

i <3 Vice Magazine. funny article. heh

That's funny because they think you're a chink and a paki who has too many babies, fucking up our pure white race. http://fnk.ca/board/showthread.php?t=93818
Listen to the AUDIO COMMENTARY, I'm not making it up.

By the way, I've never heard anyone ever refer to "The Drive" as "Commersh" and I've lived here over a year now.

[prozac]

Originally Posted by Mangle

By the way, I've never heard anyone ever refer to "The Drive" as "Commersh" and I've lived here over a year now.

Hm. That explains a lot.

[Mangle]

Originally Posted by prozac

Hm. That explains a lot.

Whatever, new west.

[prozac]

ouch.

*cue eyeroll here*