this will keep you laughing for hours...(might be offensive for/to some of you)

[dabbler]

How do you play safe chess?















Put a condom on the bishop


ok that won't, but here's a link to some funny ass jokes...


http://www.sickipedia.org



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[dabbler]

the ginger jokes are HILARIOUS

• A woman has just given birth in the hospital.

When she wakes up from a long sleep the doctor approaches her: "I have some good news and some bad news..." "What do you mean?!" "I'm afraid your baby has ginger hair" "That's the bad news?! What's the good news?" "He's dead."

• Just watched that Harry Potter film, but it's pretty unrealistic, I mean ... a ginger kid with two friends.

• What do you call a ginger goth?

Duracell

• What do you call a room full of gingers?

Inbred

• Why aren't gingers lynched?

Would you want to touch one?

[Ms.Tarantula]

bwahahaha. u made me laugh. thats awesome.

[impure]

oh man
the hillbilly jokes are gold.

• Why did the hillbilly cross the road?

His dick was stuck in a chicken.

• What does a hillbilly say after sex?
  Get off me Pa, you're crushing my smokes

• How do you circumcise a Redneck?
  Punch his sister in the jaw.

• What's the definition of a virgin hillbilly?
  A 12 year old girl who can run faster than her brothers!

• What do you say to a girl from Kentucky?
  Nice tooth!
• Little Hillbilly Johnny-Lee asks his sister if she has started her period.
  "Yes", quoth she, "how did you know?"
  "Hmm, I knew dad's cock tasted funny!"

or the christopher reeve jokes

• What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeve in a house fire.

• Why didn't Superman stop the World Trade Center attacks? Because he's a quadrapalegic.

went to the cinema the other night. The film was so bad even Christopher Reeve got up and walked out.

[project.one]

dabbler, i dont know what to say!

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by dabbler

the ginger jokes are HILARIOUS

• A woman has just given birth in the hospital.

When she wakes up from a long sleep the doctor approaches her: "I have some good news and some bad news..." "What do you mean?!" "I'm afraid your baby has ginger hair" "That's the bad news?! What's the good news?" "He's dead."

• Just watched that Harry Potter film, but it's pretty unrealistic, I mean ... a ginger kid with two friends.

• What do you call a ginger goth?

Duracell

• What do you call a room full of gingers?

Inbred

• Why aren't gingers lynched?

Would you want to touch one?

Screw you too! :p j/k

[brokencrayon]

haha those ginger jokes remind me of that southpark episode where cartman tells everyone that gingers are creepy and will come to get them at night and that they are evil because Judas was ginger and got Jesus killed. Then all the kids start hating on ginger kids so Kyle, Stan and Kenny play a prank and make him think he has become a ginger. bwahahaha.

(<< watches too much southpark these days.)

[TrixX]

ah fuck.......those ginger jokes are gold :)

[MissBehavior]

Originally Posted by brokencrayon

haha those ginger jokes remind me of that southpark episode where cartman tells everyone that gingers are creepy and will come to get them at night and that they are evil because Judas was ginger and got Jesus killed. Then all the kids start hating on ginger kids so Kyle, Stan and Kenny play a prank and make him think he has become a ginger. bwahahaha.

(<< watches too much southpark these days.)

I saw that one. It WAS fucking gold.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

I definately enjoyed the ginger jokes. So funny.

However..the christopher reeves jokes..not so much.

[project.one]

I know what you mean about Christoper Reeves jokes. I admit i laughed when i watched. but i wonder, did he know about that episode? was he a good sport and liked it, or did it offend him? hummm, the world was just not ment to know!

[dabbler]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Screw you too! :p j/k

lol it's ok, my girl is like half ginger (by that i mean she doesn't have the red hair, and she's actually cool) hehehehe :P