in honor of the simpsons quote//family guy

[tBl0w]

fav family guy quotes.

[Scarface]

When the quadrapelegics are fighting / sleeping together "boom shalaka laka boom shalaka laka boom shalaka laka booooom"

[project.one]

1. BLAST YOU VILE WOMAN!

2. VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!

3. How DARE you soil my good name by spreading your slanderous filth!"

4. MEG: "Wow Chris, you look great, have you lost weight?"
CHRIS: "Gee thanx meg, Im jelous of your mustash!"
MEG: "MOOOOMMMMMMMM"
LOIS: "That was a nice thing to say Meg, and you can hardly notice your mustash!"


haha, i dont know if they are all word for word. but if you watch you know what im talking about.... poor meg! Im not even sure if thats how you spell the moms name... or if that is her name?!?! ack! must sleep soon!

[scue]

I find it hard to appreciate alot of the humour in family guy though I still laugh at alot..

but:

Santa: Good boy! Now smile for the camera.
Stewie Griffin: Yes. Smile, like a good boy.
[the face he makes, it's all about the face he makes]

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Meg: Mom, can I turn the heat up?
Lois: Oh don't touch the thermostat Meg, your father gets upset.
Meg: Come on, this thing goes up to ninety. *Turn's dial*
Peter: *Bursting in* Who touched the thermostat?
Meg: Gaa, how does he always konw?
Peter: Brain implant, Meg. Every father's got one. Tells them when their kids are messing with the dial.
Neighbour 1: *Bursts in* Hey Peter, my thing went off, your thermostat ok?
Neighbour 2: *Bursts in* Hey, is my kid over here?
Neighbour 1: Forget it, false alarm.

[impure]

maaaaaaaan i love that show
the movie is GOLDEN

stewies response when he has a near death experience
"hell!? well that's a bit much don't you think?"

[mojo]

gigiddygigiddygigiddy

[Pennywise]

stewie: i would to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch!

[prozac]

^I have a friend who has actually used that on girls.

[TipSy]

Peter: look Brian, theres a hidden message in my cereal....it says o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0.

Brian: Peter those are Cheerios

[Pennywise]

hahahahahaha^ i love that episode.

[Allya]

Stewie to Airport Security guy:
"Stop, I'll give you whatever you want...Money, Women...Men?"

Stewie to servants:
"You! Cut My Milk!"
"You can't cut milk, sir"
"Then freeze it and then cut it!...And you two! Fight to the death!"

The Grinch:
"You think you have won, you think all is well,
but kiss my green ass, I shall see you in hell!"

[scue]

Originally Posted by TipSy

Peter: look Brian, theres a hidden message in my cereal....it says o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0.

Brian: Peter those are Cheerios

one of the greatest

[acidic_liquid]

OH my fave one:

Meg:AUGH I'm gonna go upstairs to my room and eat a bowl of peanuts.
[Peter and Lois stare blankly]
Meg:I'm ALLERGIC to peanuts!! God you guys don't even know me.
[Meg runs off]
Peter (To Lois): Hey who was that guy?

Hahaha not verbatim, but you get the gist.

[cutienikki]

Quagmire:

[walks into a lesbeian bar with the boys, walks up to 2 chicks kissing] "so you either of you ever been penitrated?"

[Is gonna have sex with that trisha takanawa chick from the news] "wow ive never done it with a spanish chick before"

Chris: "I AM SO AWKWARD!"

[The old creepy guy that chris delivers papers to] "Get ur fat ass back here"

[Scarface]

BEst scene ever is when gepeto is bent down in front of pinnochio's nose , and i strying to get him to lie about stealing the cookie.

[Magi]

Originally Posted by cutienikki

[Is gonna have sex with that trisha takanawa chick from the news] "wow ive never done it with a spanish chick before"

You missed the best part. At the end he goes

OLE!! (pronounced Oh-Lay)

[cutienikki]

^^^ sorry hehe thanks for helpin me out! :P

I just saw the episode where chris becomes an artist....and for peter's birthday they go to bob's funland and Quagmire is standing in line and he turns to a chick and goes "you must be this tall to ride the quagmister" or something like that....but i think the best is when he goes into the lesbeian bar..."hey those chicks are practicing kissing each other"