MySpace-iquette.

[Sykonee]

Just for those who HAVEN'T gotten the bulletin yet... ;)


1. Delete Tom... he's not your friend, and I promise you that he won't notice if you delete him.

2. Never under any circumstances is it acceptable to say "thanks for the add," unless of course you're a fag-face or dingle-berry.

3. WHEN Putting a god damn picture up.

Please Note the Following:

A.) Make sure the picture is of you and not gumby.... or the kid down the street.

B.) DO NOT post pictures of you when you were thin years ago, when you look nothing like that now!! YOU'RE SIMPLY NOT AS COOL AS YOU THINK YOU ARE.

C.) DO NOT take poses of yourself to make you look like a model unless of course you are one.

D.) I am sorry, but you are not Brittney Spears or Brad Pitt!! So DO NOT put up their picture in place of yours. there is no way you will ever look like them or as good as them, and if you think that, then head over to the dictionary and look for your name. You'll find it right by DOUCHE BAG.

E.) DO NOT ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if it's true, you know everyone who sees them will think, "hey, they're right, they should wear a bag over their head," even though most people will be too nice to agree with you and actually say that in a comment.

F.) DO NOT post pictures of someone else pretending to be them. That is sad and pathetic. Period.

4. "You're" is a contraction meaning "you are." "Your" is a pronoun meaning "belonging to you." Similarly, "they're" is a contraction meaning "they are," "their" is a pronoun meaning "belonging to them," and "there" is an adjective describing a location that is away from "here."

5. ROFL, LOL, LMAO, ROFLMAO are things a retarded monkey would say. It has no use in communication between two mentally competent human beings.

6. Myspace will never figure out if you failed to repost a bulletin. Therefore your profile will not be deleted. Although maybe it should be if you're mentally incompetant enough to believe it.

7. The Trifecta is a perfectly good reason to celebrate. (Trifecta- new comment, new message, and new friend request at the same time.)

8. If you put up a fake job title with $100,000 salaries, someone from your work is going to find your page. So let's stop with this "executive consultative assistant of regional administrative operations" vomit. You're an everyday paper pushin' secretary. FACE IT.... That is why TOM went to college; to be better than YOU.

9. Bands do not belong on your top 8 unless you are personally acquainted with the members of the band and you regularly spend time in their physical presence. that's basically telling everyone right out that you have no real friends... and you couldnt get any if you tried.

10. Deleting someone off your top 8 is not the ultimate insult that you can bestow upon someone. If someone cheats on you, taking them off your top 8 does not make it even. Having sex with their best friend/ roommate/ new girlfriend/ new boyfriend/ sister/ brother/ mother does.

11. Forwarding a mentally incompetent message that says that you will have bad luck or never have sexual intercourse again if you don't forward it is just plain rude. It's like if your neighbor's dog had a bowel movement in your yard, and you call your friend and invite them over, and then when they get there hand them a paper towel and ask them to pick up your neighbor's dog's crap. Stop it.

12. If you constantly post comments on someone's site and they never comment back, that means THEY DON'T PRETEND TO LIKE YOU. Get the clue, because Alex Trebek sure won't give it to you.

13. If you're ugly,stop acting like you don't know it. The half-naked poses or junk in the trunk poses aren't fooling anyone. Try actually wearing that bag over your head... it might help. if not you, it will spare the rest of us from looking at you.

14. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

15. Making 10+ bulletins a day about how you have new pictures or some life altering news and begging people to comment on them shows how you're starving for attention. Make the bulletin once or twice if you have to, and those who actually care will comment or respond.

16. Jr highschoolers who have MySpace and look like sluts or "gangsters" (REAL gangsters don't surf the internet, ya dumbfuck), go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. a great suggestion of where to 'hang' or 'chill' would be: traffic. you might wanna investigate

17. Go to SCHOOL, Go to Work, or For God Sakes Go Hang out with your friends!!!
MYSPACE will be here when you get back!!

18. If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.
Please spread the word and make the other children shut the hell up cause it's getting pretty fucking annoying. : D

[miSsy_chriSsy]

[b0ld]

^^^ahhahahaha

[MissMarz]

Originally Posted by Sykonee

14. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

: D

omg so funny and so true... people of fnk this mean u too!

[Mangle]

Good advice, dude.

[dabbler]

i would kill for a myspace event blocker

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ Yeah, so many of those things are annoying. Or at least something to limit them to what happens within a 50 mile Radius. I'M IN FUCKING TORONTO! I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING YOUR EVENT IN VANCOUVER TOMORROW NIGHT!(*#!(*^@

[Scarface]

What is myspace?

[Sykonee]

Originally Posted by Scarface

What is myspace?

MySpace is the new Borg.

[Gusto]

haha, the "trifecta".

[Grapes]

I am sorry, but you are not Brittney Spears or Brad Pitt!! So DO NOT put up their picture in place of yours. there is no way you will ever look like them or as good as them, and if you think that, then head over to the dictionary and look for your name. You'll find it right by DOUCHE BAG.

Has the author considered that guys named Douglas could actually find their name right by "Douche Bag" and it might be extremely traumatizing for them?

[C_squared]

Originally Posted by dabbler

i would kill for a myspace event blocker

or even a myspace bulletin blocker.

[Sykonee]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Has the author considered that guys named Douglas could actually find their name right by "Douche Bag" and it might be extremely traumatizing for them?

I don't know. You'd have to ask the author. I just copy&pasted this from a bulliton.

[-evil-duerr-]

Rofl Lol Lmao Roflmao !!!!

[kAyB]

i dont think i have ever actually used these thingers :Rofl Lol Lmao Roflmao

[veN]

Heh, that's funny.

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by kAyB

i dont think i have ever actually used these thingers :Rofl Lol Lmao Roflmao

what a liar.
lying about "lmaoing".

thats enough to make me roflmao.

[galaxie]

Originally Posted by Sykonee

(REAL gangsters don't surf the internet, ya dumbfuck)

HAHAHAHA

quote of the year!

[miSsy_chriSsy]

Originally Posted by dabbler

i would kill for a myspace event blocker

holy crap, seconded.

I don't think i've ever read one once.

And those irritating people who post 3-4 bulletins a day, regarding the saaaaame thing... shuuuuudup :P

[kAyB]

Originally Posted by -evil-duerr-

what a liar.
lying about "lmaoing".

thats enough to make me roflmao.

no i am serious.. to me they sound weird and are even weird to put on here..

[B-rizzo]

Originally Posted by Sykonee

"gangsters" (REAL gangsters don't surf the internet, ya dumbfuck),

obviously you've never met me ;) hahah nice post im like so gonna post that as a bulletin now.









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