May 31, 06
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Bushisms
"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia — I never interviewed her." —George W. Bush, responding to a magazine article claiming he suffered from dyslexia, Orange, Calif., Sept. 15, 2000
"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America." —George W. Bush, Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003 "Our priorities is our faith." —George W. Bush, Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000 "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —George W. Bush, Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000 (Listen to audio clip) "I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy." —George W. Bush, Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000 "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000 (Listen to audio clip) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —George W. Bush, Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 "Justice was being delivered to a man who defied that gift from the Almighty to the people of Iraq." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 15, 2003 "The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 27, 2003 "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —George W. Bush, Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003 "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." —George W. Bush, in a CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000 "They misunderestimated me." —George W. Bush, Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000 "We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.'' —George W. Bush, Des Moines, Iowa, Aug. 21, 2000 (Listen to audio clip) "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program." —George W. Bush, Nov. 2, 2000 (Just for the record, it is a federal program) "Never again in the halls of Washington, D.C., do I want to have to make explanations that I can't explain." —George W. Bush, Portland, Oregon, Oct. 31, 2000 "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —George W. Bush, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 (Listen to audio clip) "It's your money. You paid for it." —George W. Bush, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000 "Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is — I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president." —George W. Bush, third presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., October 18, 2000 (Listen to audio clip) "If I become president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders." —George W. Bush, third presidential debate, St. Louis, Missouri, Oct. 18, 2000 "Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it." —George W. Bush, third presidential debate, St. Louis, Missouri, Oct. 18, 2000 "I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun." —George W. Bush, third presidential debate, St. Louis, Missouri, Oct. 18, 2000 "I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children." —George W. Bush, second presidential debate, Oct. 11, 2000 "Actually, I — this may sound a little West Texas to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about — when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." —George W. Bush, Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000 "Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis." —George W. Bush, CNBC, April 15, 2000 "If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." —George W. Bush, Hilton Head, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000 "Keep good relations with the Greecians." —George W. Bush, as quoted in The Economist, April 9, 1999 
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i can just picture him. doin his lil squinty eyes and trying to look real thoughtful , trying to relate as best he can with the fish.
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May 31, 06
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heres some more:
"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. " - George W. Bush "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - George W. Bush "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. " - George W. Bush "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush "The future will be better tomorrow. " George W. Bush "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world. " - George W. Bush "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." - George W. Bush " We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - George W. Bush "Public speaking is very easy." - George W. Bush "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." - George W. Bush "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. " - George W. Bush "For NASA, space is still a high priority." - George W. Bush " Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." - George W. Bush " It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. " - George W. Bush "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system." - George W. Bush
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May 31, 06
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I hate to hijack your thread, but you gotta read these Arnie-isms! Hilarious on so many levels!
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/s...a/aa080703.htm "Economic girly men" - LMAO!!
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May 31, 06
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^hahahahaha!
thanks for the link!
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