wtf religious propaganda?

[prozac]

So I'm sitting here at work on a quiet day. I work in a retail store in a mall.

And this brown kid comes in all smiley...We do the "hey how's it goin?" thing and he says "I'm actually not here for a phone but I wanted to give you this..." and hands me like a little flyer.

It turned out to be a comic strip entitled "Are you a GOOD person?"

It starts..."Meet Mr. Nice Guy. If good people go to heaven, he will be first in line."

And it goes on about the 10 commandments.

I'm just wondering what kind of logic goes into these things. Like seriously, do these people actually think a silly, laughably shallow, ignorant and biased piece of attempted brainwash thinly disguised as a comic is going to cause me to convert to their religion? Why are they so psychotic about converting people anyways?

the strip is pretty funny. I'l post a copy when I get home.

[prozac]

ha ha ha. www.livingwaters.com

part funny, part creepy.

I enjoyed this little tidbit:

150,000 People
Will Die Today
The counter to the side is ticking off the number of people who have died since you opened this webpage. The vast majority of those people are entering Hell. Christ commanded his followers to share the Gospel with those who are perishing... who have you shared with today?

Anybody want to tell me how I could add this ticker thing to my sig?

http://www.livingwaters.com/add-countdown.shtml

[esoter1c]

Everything is propaganda.

What I just said is propaganda.

Its a constant in the equation of life.

[prozac]

Sure, but I just don't understand how people can take this particular breed of propaganda so seriously.

[project.one]

I saw a sign on the church out here.

"An Athiest is one who doesnt believe in a higher power!"


















well... no shit!

[prozac]

ha ha. nice.

[Goat]

sharpied on the shitter wall at work :
"Where will you spend eternity? Jesus Loves you."

[esoter1c]

This thread needs more roorback.

[decypher]

Originally Posted by prozac

Christ commanded his followers to share the Gospel with those who are perishing... who have you shared with today?

or did he impart knowledge of obtaining christification within ourselves, assimiliating the micro and macrocosm into one actualization. ooo i love heretic notions lol.


Really we all get really annoyed with these seemingly brainwashed people but they are happy at least. Happy with what they believe in and sharing their vision of god. We all just have to bit our tongues. The only time i ever get crossed is when people attack my spiritual beliefs and just assume that their msg is the only possibly conclusion. That really pisses me off and i'll usually tear them down for it. My buddies gf is like this and i have to bite my tongue constantly around her.

[Grapes]

do these people actually think

Nope, they have "faith".

[djmarkpaul]

fluffy religious propaganda = humourous at best, like a misquito at worst

fluffy religious propaganda satires = The answer and solution to life's common problems, ergo:

[beedub]

LOL I've seen those fake million dollar bills they show in that livingwaters site. In the fine print on the bill it says ppl will go to hell if they do such & such. Apparently the bills are dropped off by some fanatic.

Originally Posted by prozac

ha ha ha. www.livingwaters.com

part funny, part creepy.

I enjoyed this little tidbit:

150,000 People
Will Die Today
The counter to the side is ticking off the number of people who have died since you opened this webpage. The vast majority of those people are entering Hell. Christ commanded his followers to share the Gospel with those who are perishing... who have you shared with today?

Anybody want to tell me how I could add this ticker thing to my sig?

http://www.livingwaters.com/add-countdown.shtml

[project.one]

lol @ religion

[LiveOnJim]

Haha to all those simple minded folk

[justShell]

^
so you are basically saying anyone that believes in a higher power is stupid?? Can't make decisions themselves so they blindly follow someone else??

[decypher]

One can renounce the modern institutions of monotheistic religions while still believing in a higher power, mind you.

"As above, so it is below. That which has been, will return again. As in heaven, so on earth."

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by decypher

One can renounce the modern institutions of monotheistic religions while still believing in a higher power, mind you.

"As above, so it is below. That which has been, will return again. As in heaven, so on earth."

Here to paradise they go, brighter made is their woe, as above so below. Hermes Trisgemestius

All energy flows according to the winds of the great magnet.
H.S.T

[decypher]

Originally Posted by 3507321C

Here to paradise they go, brighter made is their woe, as above so below. Hermes Trisgemestius

All energy flows according to the winds of the great magnet.
H.S.T

which book did hunter say that in?

oh and it's trismegistus ;)

[Revolver]

ha, its all a singularity. this whole human construct of religions and paths to god is completely fucking insane maniacle and pehaps the most destructive and powerful memes ever projected by the human mind.

there is only one. one absolute singualarity. good and evil are the same thing. just different vibrations of the same source.

jesus knew it.
mohamed knew it
bhuddah knew it
isis knew it
the nephilim knew it.

.....¿why cant the everday citizen in the western world come to know it?

...a coñstruct of fear and coñtrol deviesed to harvest soul eñergy thats why.

[Grapes]

^ So I Heart Huckabees was right!

"Here's you.. here's me.. here's the Eiffel tower!"

[Revolver]

Originally Posted by Grapes

^ So I Heart Huckabees was right!

"Here's you.. here's me.. here's the Eiffel tower!"

i have not seen that movie.

[djmarkpaul]

Originally Posted by Revolver

i have not seen that movie.

Well I think he meant it in jest, but what's more funny is he's right!

A study into ley lines and religious architecture shows how much its interconnected.

[gratia]

Originally Posted by decypher

or did he impart knowledge of obtaining christification within ourselves, assimiliating the micro and macrocosm into one actualization. ooo i love heretic notions lol.

wow. this sounds like my brain about 60% of the time. i like to ponder spiritual/religious/biblical things.
yay for my theology teacher teaching me how to use my brain :)

[C_squared]

wars being fought in the name of god.

who's side are we really on?

Originally Posted by Revolver

ha, its all a singularity. this whole human construct of religions and paths to god is completely fucking insane maniacle and pehaps the most destructive and powerful memes ever projected by the human mind.

there is only one. one absolute singualarity. good and evil are the same thing. just different vibrations of the same source.

jesus knew it.
mohamed knew it
bhuddah knew it
isis knew it
the nephilim knew it.

.....¿why cant the everday citizen in the western world come to know it?

...a coñstruct of fear and coñtrol deviesed to harvest soul eñergy thats why.

[b0ld]

lol canada day in abbotsford.... they had some shit going down at rotary stadium.... anyways there was this thing called B.O.O.T Camp..... everyone was wearing CAMO and the booth had camo netting and shit..... turns out this is for a bible camp....... Talk about extremism!!! lol