Wikipedia: of Bad Jokes & Entries Made While High

[thebobman]

Read the Collection HERE

aw god, I seriously have not laughed this hard in a long, long LONG ass time. These are PRICELESS.

[Red Army]

i really like this one:

Fens were a 3-legged race of migrant smelly dwarves who nobody really liked but were uncertain how to get rid of in a nice way.They had a habit of making cucumber & eggy pies which tended to give them really awful gas which they had no qualms about sharing with whomever might be nearby.Although this was all done in a jovial nature it did not endear them in the least to the general population of England.Gertrit Mortldue is credited with ridding the Isles of them by starting a small, but effective, army of followers who befriended these dwarves and put gunpowder in their pies whenever they were not looking. Then the next time a Fen passed gas to a cohort he (or she) was blown to Smithereens. Smithereens is a small Isle off the coast of................
heehee [Off the coast of where?!? I must find this mysterious location!!!]
It's Alaska, for you're information.
you crazy fool, Smithereens is in scotland, behind the horseshoe bar.
No, i do believe that smithereens is located next to atlantis, in the atlantic ocean. It was submerged benief the waves, and when it rose, the dwarves were clean and friendly, and gave cucumber & eggy pies to everybody.
Saints preserve us! Everyone knows that Smithereens is truely a small island off the western coast of Ireland! Sheesh. What geographic illiterates.
Smithereens is from the Asian nation of Wongduckpee and whoflungdung first discovered by Ben Doon and Philip McCaverty with I P Knightly.
Smithereens is not a place name. The Smithereens are actually a rock band. When exploded, the Fens were obviously blown to wherever the Smithereens were currently playing a concert. I'm going to see them perform in several weeks. Is there a message you'd like me to pass along?

[mapleleaf4ever]

Oh man.

[Heffy]

lol.lol